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>47682466 >>47682793 >>47682906 >>47682947
Wow...if I had a nickel for every time a HSE anon made me existentially question my involvements with Gappy, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
>>47661015
For the record, I guess maybe I am stupid so here's what I would do to get her positive attention:

- Call out to her in a moment of vulnerability. Obviously this runs great risk; she's a Youkai, but this also presents an irresistible temptation for her. The real question is how you would frame your worth towards her beyond that first impression. If you're involved in fields she has experience in but still have much to learn she can and will emphasize how available she is for "assistance" when she isn't busy, beyond just taking advantage of your ignorance (both may still be possible, be advised)
- Simple praise. Doesn't have to be aggrandizing or overly charming and frankly I don't think she's terribly picky with her tastes anyways, even if she tries to frame herself as otherwise (there isn't much that genuinely surprises her anymore these days, plus she does more than enough to keep her own ego inflated (Insecurity.))
- Be surprising! If you're obnoxious about it then I don't envy your chances but if you truly are one-of-a-kind in her eyes, somehow, then that's all the more reason for her to start playing the long-con rather than disposing of you quickly (and we all know what she's like when she's scheming)
- Maybe try just talking with her normally like you would anybody else? Approach her on even grounds, even if they inherently aren't? That could be surprising enough, naïve sure but you can at least be somewhat forward. You don't have to open the floodgates right away. Respect yourself, be upstanding and she'll be forced to acknowledge that in some capacity. >>47672197 has the right ideas, although that combined with light praise may land you the coveted charisma break much sooner than anticipated. However, you'd then be subjected to the unfiltered whims of Full Yakumo Infatuation by that point so I can only pray you're at least a half-decent individual.
- If all else fails, just let her into your mind the same way you'd give a lump of clay to an artist in the hopes that they'd sculpt something nice. In this case the artist is simply a partially unfathomable entity that abandoned her humanity long ago and you're at the total mercy of nearly-alien preconceptions over what is and isn't acceptable beyond your own personal boundaries, smile. Ludicrous amounts of blind trust needed for such immediate action however, possibly a fool's errand without ideal foreknowledge (as much as interacting with her in any capacity might be anyways)

Please don't ask for more advice beyond this. It probably isn't even advice you should follow!
You're here in a thread like this though so don't let that stop you if you're that determined.
>>47674667
Accept what's coming to me. I wouldn't really regret much, I'd just try to understand what I'd be getting myself into as much as she'd let me. I have the clear disadvantage no matter what, that's only natural even if that would be soul-crushing for most. If I manage to establish some kind of connection she truly appreciates in the face of that I can't exactly just immediately sever it. At that point, if she wants to start playing 5-D Shogi with my psyche the best I can do is roll with the punches and play along with her. It could even be fun! Statements made by the utterly deranged.
...holy Fuck do I still care about her immensely in spite of all the risky bullshit, This is Fine. Surely...
>>47683308
Oh Dear God. Quite literally oozing with heart-wrenching story potential, the best kind! You have a solid knack for this. If anyone else picks up the concept I'd only hope they'd have the mental wherewithal to do it proper justice...so not me lol
>>47682793
live yourself.

>>43841649
I guess you can't. But still, everyone else would be happy with less gappy tricks when you and Yukari are busy having snuggling, having picnic dates, and being lovey dovey.

Fuck Merry.

>>25645340

!

I love the doujin where Yukari tricks Maribel into an orgy and mindbreaks her.
Such cruel thing to do to yourself

!

>>21944411

Do you prefer Merry younger or older?

>>18294378

MERRY

>>18048129

Who made who, who made you?
Who made who, ain't nobody told you?
Who made who, who made you?
If you made them and they made you
Who picked up the bill, and who made who?
Ain't nobody told you
Oh who made who?
Who made you?
Who made who (who made who)
And who made who (who made who)
Yeah
Nobody told you

>>17584127
Can that saying apply to Yukari?