/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4120659
yeah, not really

momoko is the most versed on gaming in berryz

>>3920146
you could, I don't know, read the op? It's pretty clear

>>3920089
yeah, momo's pinky is not something special and that was done just to copy c-ute... wait

>>3751709
mai draws inferior 4th gen junk, momo mano did some glorious master race 1st gen

zzzz

ITT people that don't know Momo

>>1695476
Momo does too!

Momoko is a good choice for teaching us all about electronics, she is down with all the latest gizmos and gadgets.

I need to focus on one delusion at a time and stick with it, currently I have multiple ongoing. Here's one:

Being the superman from the future that I am, I 'sniff' that Momoko has a cancer/disease in her that is quickly spreading throughout her organs. Trying to warn her of her impending demise and to go see a doctor, I try and approach her at a 'meet and greet' but decide against it at the last moment. Instead, I wait for her one night on a dark street that is on her way home and intercept her.

I ask if she has a minute to chat, trying to strike up a conversation first before going into my would-be madman warnings, however she declines and starts to walk away at rather brisk pace. I quickly catch up with her and stress how important it is that she speaks with me. Momoko, now visibly scared yells no and tries to run away, but I manage to grab her arm and take her into my van that just happened to be near by.

(a) Inside the van is where the conflicts inside my head start. She is sobbing, looking around to try and find an exit where she can escape from all the while I'm try to calm her down, telling her I mean her no harm and everything will be okay. Trying to find some way to lead into letting her know she has a would be fatal disease that she needs to get looked at as soon as possible whilst making it all sound believable is proving to be quite the challenge. That part sort of gets glossed over and then it's time to get her home.
By now it's very dark and I don't want to leave her walking the streets alone as there could be predators out and about but she refuses my offer to give her a lift home, I offer her a maglite for her walk home as it doubles as both a light source and a potential weapon and stress to her that it's unmodified, free of sound recorders or tracking devices or anything of that nature but that just makes her even more scared. WHAT TO DO?!

>>1463420
You got me, but it seems interesting enough. Something to help pass the time on cold days and ronery nights.