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>Dark knight came trotting to a village, she saw a young man and pulled out a letter.
>"I have a decree for you, lad. Listen carefully!"
>Druella decrees: "Every single man must do it once with a dark knight!"
>"Do you you understand the decree?" "I do" says the lad.
>He did it with the dark knight till his soul sang.
>The command has been fulfilled and the knightess is content. She starts riding home.
>The lads calls out to her: "Read it again! Didn't it say 'two times'? Didn't it say 'six times"?

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>>33579644
>Squire anon gets knighted after losing his v-card to his mentor
>Wants to go out and do knight stuff but has to take care of pregnant mentor (now wife)
>First daughter is born and after a few years anon figures he and wife can start knight duties
She gets pregnant again

>>30884322
Imagine being a horny teenager and getting chosen as a squire for an equally horny mamano knight

>tfw no Dark Knight that returns from a long expedition then immediately drags you to the bedroom and rides you furiously without stopping until midnight