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I would jam my penis into her lesbian space vagina.

Commanda?

The planet Weeaboo is under attack by the Sluterians, a race of lesbian lolis from outer space. Their plan is to enslave weeaboo humanity and turn them all into lesbian lolis. It is up to the player to pilot the mighty ship VIC VIPPER and fight the evil space lesbian race.

Although the player uses a (small) ship, the bosses will be like touhous (they can fly around on their own in outer space and shoot danmanku). Levels will be a mix of horizontal and vertical stages, just like Salamander/Life Force.

Player 1: VIC VIPPER. Weapons: Anti-gay Ripple Laser, Vampire Hunter Missile.
Player 2: Ancient Ship Lord Athens (piloted by main character's oneesama). Weapon: Purity Beam Cannon, Homo Homing Missile.

Normal mode Metroid end: the space dyke's cores are shot and humanity is saved. The player character steps out of the VIC VIPPER and it is revealed that she is a female loli of planet Weeaboo.

Hard mode True end: The player character makes the ultimate sacrifice in order to defeat the space dykes and save humanity (RS/Ikaruga end).

Bonus walking slowly tea drinking end: Everyone on planet Weeaboo was a lesbian to begin with.

Sorta appeals to swimsuit moe.