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Those dumb savages, swinging around sticks and stones while we live in the age of gunpowder! That gold is as good as ours.

>>42854673
Mate just look at THOSE FUCKING WAISTS?! Seriously, they are unnatural, I assume they just plain can't get fat..

Te va a violar la gata!

What is the best way to get a taco cat? Do I really have to mount an expedition to the jungle to find one? Seems like I'd get malaria before I found one.

I found this fanfic of a baka Ocelomeh using a manual on "dating" with a man she just captured, and using cheesy premade oneliners to try to "establish dominance".

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UxJ7jdJ8ABvKpyvlCy9cuN8fuEkqCGwJFhhycKIAwnw/edit

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A3hJbweNsmFlW0PpP9egYzaIMtVSPHdB/view

>Ah, here's a good one”

>She stood straight, cleared her throat and looked directly at Anon

>-”I didn't know it was my birthday,”

>She took a step forward, shooting her hips to the side, one paw on them, predatory eyes starring right at him, claws creeping out

>-“Because you look like quite the treat~”

>Her cheeks blushed slightly as she tried to contain her smile finishing that sentence, happy with her performance

>Anon was unfaced

>Either due to finding the line unprovocative or the significant amount of blood going to his head

>Not that head, to her disappointment

>Seeing his unchanging expression, she wasn't frustrated, rather surprised

>The pretended confidence fell instantly, her posture turning more reserved, ears alert, tail frozen

>-”Uhhh...”

>It only changed when it seemed she reached a solution

>-”Right! I can't just use this generic stuff! I need to be original”

>He didn't favor her argument, at all

>-”Okay, let's see...”. Her paw held her chin as she looked around, trying to find inspiration from the surroundings

>>40341290
Did you think she was a goner?

Reposting the best Ocelomeh fic there is, as far as I know. Do we know if this level of dom and sexual injury (the claw to the chest) is allowed in KC's new canon?

> 23rd May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> Madre de dio, we were overrun. All our holy swords and incantations were as nothing as the demon cats fell upon us. The depravity I have witnessed in my first hour on this strange new continent exceeds anything I have seen on the battlefield in a lifetime before. They took men right there in the midst of the fighting, not even bothering to disrobe any part other than the crotchplate, mewling and howling in demon ecstasy even as around them their comrades were still engaged against our pikes. The lines broke, men fled in terror. I can console myself only in that I kept my nerve by the barest of threads, but then a jaguar struck me with her black sword and I fell as though the spiritus sanctum were torn from my body. I awoke in this cell. I hear jaguar chants and human screams through the walls - I can only conclude they mean to sacrifice us all to their feathered gods. No priest to deliver the last rites, so: Per istam sanctam unctionem ignoscat tibi Dominus quicquid peccaveris sive deliqueris

> 24th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
> I live, and I do not know why. They threw something into my cell - they said the word 'taco', as though I should understand - which smelled like food, but on biting into it my mouth was as fire. Two cats laughed uprorously as I begged for agua vitae; one shamelessly bared her chest and bade me sup as a babe, then laughed more as I cursed her. I fear they mean to torture me to death with their spiced food.

> 25th May, MDXXI Anno Domina Nostri Ilias
The jaguar-warrior who bore her chest to me returned alone today. She entered my cell and... and... dios mio, I hardly dare write of it. She used me, in a way that not even the crudest of men would use the most common of whores. Pushed against the wall; then on my knees, my face in her sex; and when my legs failed straddling me on the cold stone floor, this lithe demonspawn took her pleasure from me. Madre dimitte illis non enim sciunt quid faciunt, she wrung me seed from me to dirty her monstrous paws, and smeared it o'er herself like war paint. Words whose meaning I could not comprehend tumbled from her fanged mouth, but her manner spake clear enough, that she mocked my weakness.

I found this fanfic of a baka Ocelomeh using a manual on "dating" with a man she just captured, and using cheesy premade oneliners to try to "establish dominance". This is gold!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UxJ7jdJ8ABvKpyvlCy9cuN8fuEkqCGwJFhhycKIAwnw/edit

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A3hJbweNsmFlW0PpP9egYzaIMtVSPHdB/view

>Ah, here's a good one”

>She stood straight, cleared her throat and looked directly at Anon

>-”I didn't know it was my birthday,”

>She took a step forward, shooting her hips to the side, one paw on them, predatory eyes starring right at him, claws creeping out

>-“Because you look like quite the treat~”

I found this fanfic of an Ocelomeh with zero dating and seduction skills using a manual to hunt a man, and using cheesy premade oneliners to try to "establish dominance". I am not This is gold!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UxJ7jdJ8ABvKpyvlCy9cuN8fuEkqCGwJFhhycKIAwnw/edit

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A3hJbweNsmFlW0PpP9egYzaIMtVSPHdB/view

>Ocelomeh catches a man
>He is actually enthusiastic about it much to her surprise, she is very happy she found a very well behaved man, rather than those that scream and run away. She is even thinking of asking latter for his mom's address to thank her for educating him.
>But back at the Ocelotenochtitlan the man is hugging her constantly, trying to kiss her, etc.
>She shouts at him or shoves him away
>The man's attitude changes completely, doing everything the Ocelomehs tell him like a robot
>The Ocelomeh and the others begin to even feel an omnious aura around him
>As they get home the Ocelomeh tries to close to him and see what is happening
>The man breaks down sobbing
>Turns out he was greatly needing of affection, was turned down by every human woman he met and took the Ocelomehs refusal of affection as a rejection
>When the unicorn medic comes to see him, as the other concerned Ocelomehs thought he maybe was cursed or something. She inspects him and tells the wife "Physically and spiritually he is in good condition. But his heart needs some serious healing."

What will take priority, complying with the doctor's recommendations or obeying Tezcalopca's mandate on public affection?

>>37940349

Do the delicious waist has anything to do with it?

Alright, I just want to say this. Ocelomehs have objectively the best waist out of all the MGs in the Encyclopedia. I really hope that placing your arm around an Ocelomeh's waist as you walk in the streets of Ocelotenochtitlan isn't forbidden as showing "public affection" because it would be a fucking waste.

>>33477306
alright I chuckled

>>22014453
>>22014549
Old comments I know, but my impression from the context as well as the extra stuff we've learned since then is that what will change is that monsters will no longer be motivated by that "monsters attack humans" instinct, not that they will cease to ravish men. Those monsters who simply want to do it, men who enjoy it happening to them, etc. will still get it done.

KC sort of addresses this with what he said in the ochimusa's "making of" with how monsters ravishing men can be motivated by culture instead of instinct.

>>21684715
It can, but its not a big deal as monsters are open to indulging in most fetishes even if its not their favorite or one they would normally do. To quote KC:

> However, naturally, for them, hellhounds, and even all other monsters, the most important thing is not whether they're "ravishing a man" or "being ravished by a man", but that they're "having sex with their husband". Even if it is not their favorite position or favorite form of erotic play, it feels good and makes them happy as long as they're doing it with their husband, and because of their long marital sex lives, monsters girls will want to enjoy all sorts of things with their husband.

>>21544958
Ocelomeh's are pretty much his old style, he seems to be alternating and just really likes the look.

Night gaunt also had a good reason for hers, as the idea is that the man who is her suit is literally squeezing her tits into that shape.

>>21529381
Your fault for not sticking with a girl, thot.

>tfw the stupid "You've got to slay ALL the evil boy" comic keeps popping up in my head
>Except it's an Ocelomeh edited version with "You've got to sacrifice ALL the boys lass" version instead

I wish Mindflayers were real so I could be rid of this annoyance.

Ocelomeh's "making of" just got posted on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MGE/overview

The translation is pretty smooth this time, makes me wonder if KC got to commission to MGR's translator?

Anyway, a lot of neat info. For instance:

>Her upper body barely has straps covering her nipples, but strangely enough, it doesn't seem to slip even during intense fighting. Apparently they also have a round ornament at the end of the apron on their lower body so that the apron doesn't flutter too much during battle due to the weight of it, but aside from that, when violating a man in the cowgirl position, they can pull up the apron by taking it in their mouth so that they can have sex while showing off their conjoined genitalia to the man they're violating or something to that effect!

We need fan art now of a ocelomeh holding that part of her clothing in her mouth!

Also, interesting that monsters would care to keep things like nipples hidden during fights. Perhaps they just only want to show those parts off when they specifically choose to?

What would an Ocelomeh do if she wakes up to find her husband trying to hide her Macuachuitl only to find that he cant even lift it because of how heavy it is?

>>21187098
>By borrowing the power of the monsters of the oceans they've established swimming beaches that can be enjoyed by families, and are also great spots for men to meet monsters in swimsuits.

I'm now imagining beach monsters hosting seminars on the best places on a given beach to lay out and pose for visiting men, the best times to make sure the sun hits their bodies just right, the best poses for a given body type, etc.

But is man slavery bad though?

Getting chased by jaguar girls!

Losing to jaguar girls!

Getting raped and mindbroken by jaguar girls!

Living the rest of my life as a slave to jaguar girls!

Ocelomeh!