/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't need drugs to feel good.

I have a penis!

I miss the time when you could post a random image on /jp/, and go back half an hour later to find 20 posts worth of on-topic discussion.

This is not a metathread. If anything, it's a test.

I really wish Chen was never a meme.

>>6834497
Wrong. They are only not allowed to kill you if you win in danmaku against them. Of course you can try to throw with stones and stuff, but you are up against creatures who outpower humans in every aspect.
Running isn't an option either. They are much faster than you.

Though if I managed to amass the million, I would still go to Gensokyo, even if it only meant dying there. My soul would be judged by Shikieiki and if needed I would repent. After that I could spent eternity as a ghost-blob-thingy watching Youmu tending to the gardens of the Netherworld. There is also the option to watch the other Touhous since the border between life and death has never been fully repaired.
I think I would be happy just watching the Touhous having fun.