/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32853933
I'd take that pill if it meant getting ripped for my wife.

>>23317109
Rather, that's the Demon equivalent of bondage. Deliberate restriction of certain actions with consent from the restricted on the premise that the counterparty will act in their best interests.

>>23316749
Wait until she reads the choice of law clause.
>This contract is governed by and shall be construed in accordance with the laws of Eros.

>>23246201
>>23246307
But as I walk through the city streets, dejected people watching me pass.
There is a prudeness that holds them there, but they won't try breaking its grasp.
But if I stay here with you, then I will leave them to their doom.
(Do not say this is how it has to be.)
You do no better than the fools of this freezing city.

Even here, it is not safe.
Even this grave has been defaced.
Something is written on this stone.
In some lustful hand:
"Love rides ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!"

How happy would a shortstack monster be if her significant other started getting buff for her?

Holy Eros, bless this ravaged dead thread body.

>>18559408
All Eros paladins are jacked. All of them.

Friendly reminder to join the Eros Paladins today and learn how to make any monster girl swoon for you. Even ancient evils won't be able to resist heart-pupiling.

>>17693930
Hah! Eros Paladin is always a treat.