/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7003451

Yukari smiling at you would mean she's about to do horrible, possibly sexually abusive, things to you.

I want her to smile at me.

I just got a new computer and I'm trying to play the Touhou games on it, but they all keep crashing at launch. What's going on here?


Also, Yukari thread.

Does /jp/ enjoy femdom?

If so, would /jp/ prefer to be dominated by a loli or an *ahem* older woman?

>Let's wind the clocks back a year. These maids and witches wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did, did your spell cards get lost? You see, a woman like me...
>Freak!
>A woman like me...Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little...group therapy sessions in broad daylight. The Miko. See, the Miko has shown Gensokyo your true colors. Kirisame? She's just the beginning. And as for Youkai Jesus' so-called plan? The Miko has no 'jurisdiction.' She'll find her and make her squeal! I know the squealers when I see them, and...
>So what do you propose?
>It's simple. We, uh, kill the Miko.

>>5553938

This. Keep in mind that Touhou mothers are MOTHERS...meaning they've fucked before and probably know all sorts of kinky shit that you never even thought you'd enjoy. Yukari in particular may be an expert in this.

Fuckdamn shitcunts ruining the board once again at an early (for you) hour...so, why the fuck not?

Last time (and all other times linked through the thread chain) here: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5399465

While riding on a train home, you fall asleep and begin to have a strange dream. You see a woman in a purple and white dress, and she begins to speak to you.

"Rise and shine, Nanashin, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. Perhaps it is fate that you have been discovered...or merely it...is coincidence. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Nanashin...wake up and... smell the sakura."

You immediately wake up, and the once-crowded train is strangely empty. Looking out the window, you see a landscape that resembles feudal Japan. The train comes to a complete stop, and you exit. Immediately after you leave, the train disappears without a trace. With nothing but your cell phone, a bit of cash on hand, and the clothes on your back, you have been left in the middle of Gensokyo.

You look down from the hill that you're on, see several places in the distance. A mountain, a lake shrouded in mist, a small village, and a shrine on another nearby rise.

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINATION

(yes they will all start out like this because 4 places can still lead to multiple characters)

Starting this shit again to combat spam.

Here's where the original ended up:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5375399

While riding on a train home, you fall asleep and begin to have a strange dream. You see a woman in a purple and white dress, and she begins to speak to you.

"Rise and shine, Nanashin, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. Perhaps it is fate that you have been discovered...or merely it...is coincidence. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Nanashin...wake up and... smell the sakura."

You immediately wake up, and the once-crowded train is strangely empty. Looking out the window, you see a landscape that resembles feudal Japan. The train comes to a complete stop, and you exit. Immediately after you leave, the train disappears without a trace. With nothing but your cell phone, a bit of cash on hand, and the clothes on your back, you have been left in the middle of Gensokyo.

You look down from the hill that you're on, see several places in the distance. A mountain, a lake shrouded in mist, a small village, and a shrine on another nearby rise.

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINATION

While riding on a train home, you fall asleep and begin to have a strange dream. You see a woman in a purple and white dress, and she begins to speak to you.

"Rise and shine, Nanashin, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. Perhaps it is fate that you have been discovered...or merely it...is coincidence. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Nanashin...wake up and... smell the sakura."

You immediately wake up, and the once-crowded train is strangely empty. Looking out the window, you see a landscape that resembles feudal Japan. The train comes to a complete stop, and you exit. Immediately after you leave, the train disappears without a trace. With nothing but your cell phone, a bit of cash on hand, and the clothes on your back, you have been left in the middle of Gensokyo.

You look down from the hill that you're on, see several places in the distance. A mountain, a lake shrouded in mist, a small village, and a shrine on another nearby rise.

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINATION