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>>20158368
Yes, I am Based Kona-chan, the anime who leads the Mahou Shoujo Ningen Ningyo Ungaii, who challenges the rule of Penischoplandia; The one who holds the entire world in her hand...

People! Fear us, or rally behind us as you see fit. We are the Mahou Shoujo Ningen Ningyo Ungaii. We of the [MS2NU] stand with all those who have no penis to wield, regardless of whether they be Epic, or Based. The Epic Liberation Front cowardly took innocent Based civilians hostage, and then mercilessly tickled the remains of their chopped off penises. It was a wanton and meaningless act, therefore they have been punished, just as former Viceroy Kyouko was punished for ordering the bullying of countless unarmed Epics. We cannot stand by and allow such cruelty to be carried out, and so we made her pay for her actions. I will not repudiate battle on a fair and level field, but neither will I tolerate a one-sided massacre of the weak by the also weak. The only ones who should chop are those who are prepared to be chopped! Wherever choppers use their power to chop those who are powerless, we shall appear again, no matter how mighty, how formidable our foe may be. Those of you in power, fear us! Those of you without it, rally behind us! We, the Mahou Shoujo Ningen Ningyo Ungaii, shall be the ones who stand in judgement of this penis chopping world!

hark there now skivvy!
and tell me this privy...
marked soldier of this war
what law
pray tell
doth hold you back
when none there was,
before?
if law was had, you’d have your skin!
infantile amputation…it is a sin!
as taking that
which is not yours…
can only be,
performed in wars!
lest it be
a crime under law!
but law,
o what law!?
can we be spun?
for law is asunder, with penis undone
a blade
a chop
a bleed
some cries
or maybe a silence
with glazed over eyes…
as all is fair in heart and in battle,
you have been a soldier…before your very first rattle!
a declaration was made!
a message conveyed!
assigning you ENEMY of this land…
that decision was made already for you,
now you get to decide where to stand!
to fight back against those who have already struck!
what fear could there be?
are you not assured of your luck?
i never said,
you had,
to pick up a blade…
there are, other ways
to launch
a crusade