/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anon... what did I tell you about trying to look at other girls with that kind of intent in your eyes? You didn't take me seriously because I'm small. Well, now you're small too, around my size! All thanks to my Miracle Mallet! Now you can spend more time with me than ever in the little doll house you got me. You're never going to even look at another girl than me again! Isn't that great?! But, I still don't think you got it all through your head yet, you're kind of thick....
So, get in my bowl now. Yes, my bowl! Get inside, or I'll drag you there myself. When the lid closes, you won't come out for a while. You want to know why?
It's because I'm going to rape you all day and night until you can only find me appealing.