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another cute hanyuu

>>38457889
No, it's sour cream that Hanyuu spilled. That rascal always does something!

hauauauauauu window computer not waking up auau... call window mechanic. moshi moshi, boku wa hanyuu desu, window computer is broken nano desu auau, fix window computer onegai...

*ding dong*

auauauu window fixer here, hauauauu window computer is here, auuuuauu... huh? monitor power on button... Hauauauu!~~ computer on now! arigatou window engineer-san, huh, hanyuu must pay for services? hauauauu Rika has wallet... hauuu give me just one second window doctor, need money for window nano desu~

*opens door*

hanyuu run away fast before window catch her, auauauuu rika will be mad but i must do it nanodesuu *huff* *huff* *huff* auauauu tsukareta nano desu, auauau, need cream puff to replenish sugar into body for energy nano desu...

Newfag here, which version of Umineko should I read if I want the best experience?
I heard that the adaptions split off in different timelines or continuities and I don't want to read both the VN and the manga.

>Well yes I ridicule Rosatrice and Erikatrice constantly and act like they're dumbest thing ever
>Have I read them? No, but other people said they're wrong so they must be wrong
>No, I haven't read the Visual Novel, but I've watched the anime and a youTube analysis of the answer arcs
>Naturally I also think the manga is canon and overwrites the VN's canonicity
>Why? Uhh, anons told me it is true so it must be true
>Satoko <333
This is how I picture most of you, and I'm afraid my impression is entirely true.
>inb4 Nooo you can't just accurately describe me personally and act all smug about it
Well I've just proven that I can, also I don't care about your opinion. I'm right by right of seniority, newfriend, and there's nothing you can change about it.

>>34693453
Hanyuu only works as a gentle giantess.

>>34539313
hanyuu watches over everyone and is happy if you are happy
>>34539320
i will only drink a water and nothing else because then i would get drunk and then that would be bad because then i will be slow and not good, please do not drunk

I feel like Higurashi has surprisingy few remixes considering it's a decades old, popular franchise.
At least songs that aren't You or Dear You (or Nanodesu).
https://youtu.be/cPpBoznD5Mc
The question arc BGM doesn't even sound that bad...

>>34425004
>>34425013
>t.

hauauauauauu window computer not waking up auau... call window mechanic. moshi moshi, boku wa hanyuu desu, window computer is broken nano desu auau, fix window computer onegai...

*ding dong*

auauauu window fixer here, hauauauu window computer is here, auuuuauu... huh? monitor power on button... Hauauauu!~~ computer on now! arigatou window engineer-san, huh, hanyuu must pay for services? hauauauu Rika has wallet... hauuu give me just one second window doctor, need money for window nano desu~

*opens door*

hanyuu run away fast before window catch her, auauauuu rika will be mad but i must do it nanodesuu *huff* *huff* *huff* auauauu tsukareta nano desu, auauau, need cream puff to replenish sugar into body for energy nano desu...

hauauauauau window update, gonna update window before Rika comes home auauau! delete systemu 32 nano desu, auau, huh? hauauauuuu im really gonna get it now auauauuu~ computer-san wake up hauauauu... gomenasai Rika... au au auuuu hauauauu

Au au au...

hau au au how do i use computer system i am typing where are words? mm cream puff for dinner hauauau au au! hauuu auau am hungry... auauu...

>>33762131
Hauuu, Rika-sama, gomenasai gomenasai nano desuuu!!! Auauauau Itai yo, itai yo Rika!! Auu auau auu auuu hauu...

Anon-kun, hau aua auuua auu hauuuu... au au au au auauau auu. Hauuuu, cream puff onegai. auauauuu... Boku wa hara hetta nano desu... auu auuu hauauau auuu au au auuu. Hauuu au auauauuuu

>>33638431
RUDE
IMPOLITE
IMPROPER