/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23817045
>but all the good greentext writers all died
You're goddamn right
>"Jeez, Anon, this is the third time you've summoned me today"
>"I should give you a punch card, and once that fills out I might help you get rid of your V-card"
>"Or maybe I should just toss you to one of those roaming packs of Hellhounds, I hear it's mating season after all"
>"But a contract is a contract, now you know the drill. Drop those pants"
>"Fufufufu, hard already? You really are insatiable"
>"You know, I should start recording these encounters. Monsters go crazy for pure, well maybe not that pure, virgins like you"
>"Maybe I'll even make sure to put a picture of you, your address and driver's license so any poor, lonely monster can have a go at you"
>"Cumming so soon? Who knew you were so pathetic the mere thought of being used as a cumpump gets you off"
>"Well that was fun as always, see you later tonight, hubby"

So how about we forget about newfriend's mistake and just talk about the objectively best girl. Demons

Indentured servitude to my cute demon wife!

>>19295617
>with a glance
Demon OP pls nerf.

>Make a contract with me and become a husbando!