/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11640684

It's a kind of cookie

Sakuya bullying with maid upgrade!

>>11478334
[x] Touch Fluffy Maid

>>10787610
>>10787674
I like to cook and clean as well, but I am lazy when it comes to myself and don't really care. If I was cleaning or cooking for someone else, I would be happy to do it and try my hardest.
But if it's for myself, I'm not hard to impress and don't mind living in a messy room or eating instant meals for dinner.

Cooking is better when done for someone else. When cooking and living by myself, there isn't much difference between instant ramen and a steak for me, as odd as that may seem.

>>8383354

Parsee approved

>>7167417

>OonA

May I assume that is not referring to the annoying faerie in that Ridley Scott unicorn movie?

>>6948326
I know I'm going to get a b& from this, but does anyone have that pic of Ellen with Ran's ears? I feel like reminding myself that my mom looks like her.

She'd make a better maid than Sakuya, that's for sure.

Ran's pumpkin-shaped face poked out from the kitchen doorway, and there was a small dab of chocolate icing on her cheek. "Uh...no...no, I'm afraid it is not yet ready, master!" she nervously replied before using her tongue to lick away the icing. Yukari grunted impatiently, and then farted. Ran struggled to hold back a belch that was rising up into her throat.

"Well, hurry it up, if you would. I'm starving!" Yukari gave her round, double-rolled gut a gentle slap as if intended to emphasize just how hungry she was.

"R-Right away, master!"

The chubby Kitsune spun back around to confront Chen, who was now lying on the floor and stuffing handfuls of chocolate cake into her fat, gaping maw. The tiny catgirl's shirt had burst apart and her hefty stomach laid out in front of her like a fleshy, pale orb. Even her fluffy tail seemed to have puffed up.

"STOP EATING ALREADY AND BUY ANOTHER CAKE FROM THE BAKERY DOWNTOWN BEFORE OUR MASTER SUSPECTS SOMETHING!!" Ran barked at the younger shikigami. She didn't want to see her master eat more, but she had little choice but to obey.

"I'm...I'm working on it!" Chen grunted in reply with a mouth filled of cake.

"NO, YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE JUST STUFFING YOUR FACE!"

"Hey, don't act like this is my fault! You were the one...who started eating the cake first, ya know..."

Ran cast a hateful glare down at her blubbery physical state. "...I know..."

>>6451009

That cheeky fellow who's... about comparable to Yukari's maid.

In Japan, you never know with foxes.

>>6433800

Well, Sakuya is "the perfect maid".
But seeing how nine tailed foxes are pretty much the Cthulhu of Japanese folklore, Sakuya's in for a hell of a fight if she wants to keep the title.

Maybe it's just your Ran that looks like a dude.

cuter and naturally bigger than Sakuya

Let's be honest here,

As adorable and loving as Ran is, and as much as everyone thinks she's great, having her around would be a pain in the ass.

Her tails would shed all the time and leave hair all over your furniture and carpet. If you want to sleep with her, your bed will be covered in fur and it will be hard to breathe with all of Ran's dander all over the place. If you go to give her a bath because her tails have fleas, or because they're dirty from scraping along the floor (let's face it, it's impossible her back muscles could be developed enough to lift all that weight off the floor), then you have hair clogging your drains. You would have to wash her off outside with a garden hose.

Own any nice clothes? They aren't nice anymore because now there's yellow hair all over your suits. Yellow hair is the worst, it doesn't blend with anything, so now you can't get a job since your interview suit looks shitty and now you don't have any income.

On top of that, she's a fox. Have you ever smelled a fox? They smell like skunks, no joking.

Sure, she may be loving, but there's alot to think about before you let her into your house.

When she's in heat, she will make weird noises and give off a bad smell, and if you have sex with her, you have to worry about lifting up those huge heavy tails to reach her equally furry vagina, and the whole time you're pounding her from behind you have a faceful of fur and unwashed poopstink from her using the bathroom and you can't breathe. If you cum on her, jizz wont come out of her fur easily, so you must bathe her. Also, you have to listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLHUxzEoRU


Do you still want a Ran of your own, /jp/?

On second thought, this wasn't anywhere near as entertaining second time around.

Oh, well.

>>6096650

I believe you will be able to reach a correct diagnosis without knowing that.

Its tragic when a single mom is forced to take on another job.

Basil.