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>Doomsday posting all because of a fucking discount PlagueofGripes image and a couple of faggots
Holy shit you people.

>>18265123
I see Alpism as a disease of the most insidious kind. After all, how else is one supposed to react to seeing a gallant knight like Ser Geoffrey, known for his panache and flirtatious behavior on the jousting field lose interest in it altogether? 'But Anon, that isn't the case!', you would cry, but the disease has already germinated within the poor lad and done its work. What was once muscle earned from the hard labours of a squire's training is now nothing more than fatty tissue. His baritone voice turning into a high falsetto as his body shrinks and becomes curvier, his features softening over time. Oh, how he'll lament the shrinking and eventual passing of his once-splendid and often wetted lance! No longer will he be able to feel the warmth of a vagina clamping down onto his member as he feels the racing heart beat of his lover beneath his cheek. No, now Ser Geoffrey's own loins are lit with an unquenchable fire. A desire for dick.

The doctors and chiurgeons have to tell the former knight's parents, with heavy hearts and sympathetic voices that the corruption is incurable. Oh, the screams they'll hear when their new daughter rides the former rival and compatriot in bed, her voice growing more and more hoarse as his cock plunges in and out of her virginal, pseudo-Succubus vagina. No longer do they need to fear being caught for such trivial things as buggery, as now it's as natural to them as two animals mating.

I suppose in that sense, the Undead are the only ones truly free from such travesties, as those who could be considered suffering the disease are far too old to remember their past lives. Lady Hel protect you, good Anon, and remember. Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

>>17734098
Oh yes, we totally need more drunken story time from that place.