/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44553503
>Had an ego fueled breakdown.
A tale as old as this lich.
>>44553512
Share your findings.

>>44284320
go home lich, you're drunk

>>43516959
>Ask Ms. Lich if she likes you
>"I appreciate having you with me, assistant. Your help with my research is invaluable."
>scribble the question in her phylactery
>get a bunch of sappy, loving poetry about how much she loves you and all the things she would love to do with you
Dorks, all of them. The dorkiest undead!

>>43516978
Cutesy versions of your name, generic stuff like "darling" or "hubby". Maybe even some Undead exclusive ones like "warmth of my life" or something. The kind of stuff you'd see written down and just go "aw" to with how adorable it is!

>>43517015
Well that's easy, anon. Just go to your local Undead crypt and look for the deepest part of it. I'm sure her minions would help you find her if you just said why you're there.

>>40331394
well drunk lich is cute

>>39070313
liches are dumb

>>37640516
sounds terrifyingly cute, just like her

>>35445741
Smart but clumsy.

Bit of a different topic from usual but I'm interested in hearing people's opinions. Lets say there was an unmarried Lich who had been around for centuries before the current demon lord who had done terrible things as a full fledged monster. We're talking edge such as causing the flesh of adventurers to melt until only bone remained, having her undead army unleash hell on villages and used the remains of families to make ungodly abominations and all that kind of stuff.

If after monsterizing she shut herself off from the world, hating herself and cursing the gift of eternal life, could you bring yourself to to help her find happiness as your wife or would that be a step too far?

Silly lich.

>>18215615
Hey bby, how about you resurrect my penis.

I wish I could coerce a Lich to finish this history paper for me

>>16748599
would you help her in brewing a big booty potion?

>>16734698
>>16734706
I want to be that one popular boy who protects the nerd monster girls from bullies!

>>16689551
>>16689556
She's just happy that anon's finally accepted her feelings for him After spiking his drink with a love potion

How would a Lich react to being bullied over voice chat by one of her gaming buddies?

>>15821095
Lich-chan is such a klutz!

What would Automatons created for Undead Kingdoms, the Mist Continent, and MGEs not-Egypt be like?

>>15404740
Finally stopped raining here and I haven't got the motivation to go outside I had when it was.

Dead is best though.

>>15113781
That kind of thing happens with any MG. I enjoy Hellhounds and others in their standard form but I also like variants. Variety is the spice of life Anon!

>>14973995
>There will never be details added on monsters growing up in their respective pages
>Living armor as tiny ghosts in some armor part that's oversized relative to their height
>Salamanders born with their tail normal, yet panicking over it suddenly being on fire at a certain age
>Dullahans born with their head attached, yet having a panic attack one day as it detaches like how baby teeth fall out early
>Ghosts thinking they're tangible for most of their early years because their dad is, until they accidentally almost hit themselves against a wall or some other object, only to realize they just phased through it
>Liches having your stereotypical pet dying story, but suddenly joyful as all living hell once their lich powers start showing and realize they can just revive it and have an undead pet for all eternity

>>14884763
One step closer to spending money I shouldn't be spending on undead perfection.

>>14509026
CLANG

>>14359199
>sans...undead
Awawa Lich.

Tell me it doesn't sound adorable.

I wrote a lich story. Doesn't have smut. Also uploaded it to a certain other site.

http://pastebin.com/e8Lu2ntc
http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=dead-on-arrival