/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You are our Aacha,
Our only Aacha
You make us happy
When skies are gray
We’ll tell you every day
How much we love you
Please don’t fade away

That other night
When we were summoning
In the basement
Thought you were a brownie
We were mistaken
Then we hung our heads and cried
But we grew to love you
And your cooking
Please don’t go away

You are our Aacha,
Our only Aacha
You make us happy
When skies are gray
We’ll tell you every day
How much we love you
Please don’t fade away

We’ll always love you
And make you happy
If you make us some tea
We’ll drink it too
But if you leave us
To serve another
You’ll really regret it some day

You are our Aacha,
Our only Aacha
You make us happy
When skies are gray
We’ll tell you every day
How much we love you
Please don’t fade away

One dark and stormy night, there was a clash of thunder. Rin and Sakura huddled together as Archer watched over them.

"A-a-a-a-a-a-a-acha-san! I'm scared!" Sakura cried out.

Archer thought for a moment. Ah! He had a plan. "Let me tell you a joke."

"Yay!" Rin cried out, excited. She loved jokes. Even Sakura stopped her crying and looked interesting.

Archer coughed, clearing his throat. "Knock knock."

"..." Rin blanched, and it took her a while before she finally said, "...Who's there."

"Yoo da lay hee."

"Aacha..." Rin began. "I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. Who's stupid enough to be impressed by - "