/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8246289
>Im so scared of sleeping alone and the night is sooo long. Would you keep me company?

No.

I was doing fine until you came along and began to annoy me. Go away.

This whole thread.

>>8044493
>want a meal

No. Not hungry

>take a bath

Already had one

>...me?

No. Go away.

>>7914926
No you old withered antique hag. Go away so I can sleep.

>>7370572
>That feel when your head is sandwiched between disgustingly huge sacks of fat

Get those goddamn things away from me.

>>7300068
Because I don't need to.

>>7045439
>Would you go on a Friday night date with Miss Blue?

Nope.

Wouldn't be able to show her a good time
I would bore her
If it progressed to sex, I have a un-impressive penis and a skinny laughable physique.

Besides, if she were to walk up to me and ask if I wanted to go on a date with me, I'd think she was pulling my leg and playing a prank at my expense.

>>5423948
>You think we care

>My face when /jp/ was full of 29 year old virgins who still live with mummy and spend all day playing some shitty weeaboo loli game with terrible music.

>My face when I didn't give a shit what some females thought of me

>>5324507
No.

>>5310951
....

Youkai in Gensokyo may be immensely physically powerful and skilled in magic/HAXX but are they a match for my...........apathy?

>>4871853
I actually liked Akihime and her CG. Fucking Hara.

>>4853061
I wouldn't date either of you.

Fuck off and leave me alone.

This is my face whenever I go out. Post office, grocery store, work etc.

>>4316987
What, are you some kind of fucking braindead frathead? Go suck off your "bros" you goddamn sub-species human garbage.

>What do you think of sex /jp/?

I don't.

>>3791309
>>3791322

>>3561071
>>3561084
>Using a shit meme

And no, one wants a piece of her AIDS riddled buttocks.

>>3445395
Yeah, that's pretty scary right there. Uh huh. Old hag with an equally wrinkly fox.

>>3085970
I really do hate the human race.

>>2764066
I'm not your fucking bro.