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>>43876047
The on in my guild only has one for training 5 daughters but she doesn't have any daughters

>>28320898
Bruce Lee can't even beat Buraddu Pittu.

Why not become the sensei of lolimanders and other such fighters-to-be?

To what heights should a Daughtermander strive? The Olympics?

>>19408469
>play-fighting with your Salamander daughteru in the backyard
>wife is watching on from the sidelines
>fighting with a pair of wooden swords, the two of you parlay back and forth across the lawn, the swords clacking together
>once while she's on the offensive, your daughteru fakes a high hit and instead swings low, catching you in the ankle
>selling the moment (and from the actual pain since getting whacked in the ankle hurts like hell), you dramatically fall backwards into a heap with a yell, playing dead
>expecting your daughteru to rush to your side, you instead feel a scaled foot on your chest, the sound of a tail thumping on the grass nearby
>you open your eyes to see your Salamander daughteru standing triumphantly over you, sword held to the sky, your wife clapping and laughing over her victory
Your wife might not let you live that down for a while.