/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Observe, the Lolitrolu in it's natural habitat. Note the distinct, deep wrinkles patterned across it's face and body caused by appearing to have a shit-eating grin plastered on it's face from birth.

These majestic beasts travel with a motion some have called "trolling" across the vast, barren plains of the internet, searching for cesspools and oceans of piss within which to take a piss.

This combination of Lolitrolu piss with normal piss creates a cloud of gas known as a "shitstorm", from which the wild Lolitrolu's feed. Shitstorms tend to last until the Lolitrolu has consumed it's fill, or when the Lolitrolu's natural enemy, "common sense" invades the shitstorm and causes the parasitic bacteria inhabiting the cloud to return to their oceanic habitat, at which point the Lolitrolu will decide to move on before knowledge of it's presence is spread elsewhere by "common sense."

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Observe, the Lolitrolu in it's natural habitat. Note the distinct, deep wrinkles patterned across it's face and body caused by appearing to have a shit-eating grin plastered on it's face from birth.

These majestic beasts travel with a motion some have called "trolling" across the vast, barren plains of the internet, searching for cesspools and oceans of piss within which to take a piss.

This combination of Lolitrolu piss with normal piss creates a cloud of gas known as a "shitstorm", from which the wild Lolitrolu's feed. Shitstorms tend to last until the Lolitrolu has consumed it's fill, or when the Lolitrolu's natural enemy, "common sense" invades the shitstorm and causes the parasitic bacteria inhabiting the cloud to return to their oceanic habitat, at which point the Lolitrolu will decide to move on before knowledge of it's presence is spread elsewhere by "common sense."