/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who wants a magical Leviathan fishing rod?

> You are fleeing The Order for heresy > To escape you get into a mamono realm
> You are detaimed by Dullahans for not having papers or a waifu > They hand you over to the Mamono Army because you were a bitch and refused to waifu one of them
> You are received by a Bapho
> "Well, its pretty simple. Just marry to become legal. Just go to ond of the Demons in the army, they love stories of men fleeing and needing protection."
> "No? Well how about (she spanks you) help us doing magic research in the Sabbath?"
> "Neither? Well.... we have a Lich that requires a test subject."
> "Why not?! Okay..... I can give you a job in the army. If you can do it for a week, you can go without marrying anyone."
> She asks you to open your mouth and sprays a liquid in your tounge > She takes you to a place that has multiple fit mamono lined up.
> "You have to lick all these abs until they are all shiny. If you can do this for a week without asking one to marry you, you are free to go. Good luck, no one has endured more than 4 days."