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I'd marry her.

Wedding dress threads are the best threads!

So that confirms you are my darling! Good!

You have dirtied yourself, OP.

I will be over here comforting Alice

OP here

She tells you that she is happy she married you

Alice ;_;

I just want to hug Alice and tell her that everything will be ok.

>>2441214
*is nice and warm*
*smells a little like vanilla*

U-Ultimately I met you and we got married on /b/ Anonymous...

S-so no offense but I would rather just visit from time to time....

Alice is love.

>>1246400
You'll fall to love one day Anonymous.

One day.

This here, is mai waifu.
She is perfect.

I have a wedding dress moe ;_;

>>299900
>>299904
*kiss*

If you could pick one touhou girl to live happily ever after with, who would it be?

Pic related.

>Have you ever felt sexually attracted to any Touhou character?


>No

>Have you ever felt romantically attracted to any Touhou character?

>I don't want to answer that...
;___;

"Perfect!" you state, as you place the finishing touches on your latest miniature figurine. Ten years with this hobby, and you've managed to amass quite the collection. Your eye for detail is unmatched, your work envied by many, and your knowledge vast enough that your original creations would go for thousands at auction. That will happen when you're dead, your art is too precious to sell for mere money. Of course, that day is approaching faster than you realize. You set off for the hobby store as usual for your weekly shipment of custom paint shades, not aware that you're being followed. One of your ill-wishers, a small time resin kit maker whose business was nearly destroyed by your harsh words about his shoddy work, has decided today would be your end. Driving behind your car, he only wishes to watch as you realize that your brakes no longer work. That much is true. However, as your car breaks through the guard rail and over the side of a steep cliff, he can't help but stare as he realizes the driver's seat was already empty.

You wake up in a messy house, not quite sure where you are. The last thing you remember, your car wouldn't stop, and you were about to take a sharp curve into thin air. However, it seems as if the gods had another fate in store for you. As you start to gather your bearings, a mischevious looking girl enters from the other room. "Hi there, I thought you were dead! Well, you wouldn't mind donating a few vital organs for my magic, would you?" The look on your face shows your lack of appreciation for her jokes, or what you certainly hope are jokes. "Don't get bent out of shape, I was only kidding. I already took a lock of hair though, call it payment for making sure you didn't become youkai food."

Mai Waifu is so beautiful ;__;

mai waifu (the one on the left)

Alice is mai waifu.

mai waifu