/jp/ - Otaku Culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM5cZ3vpcm8

Talking with a couple guys outside a 7/11, they say something about God, I say "Yeah, I've finally come to fear God" as I look towards the north, where lightning strikes.
Unlocked a couple of pets, perhaps Azure Dragon and Vermillion Bird. I could only have 4 at a time. I looked through a list of selectable pets. Several pets down the list, saw a Gravios, then an Akantor, when I looked at it I saw a picture of it rearing up at a certain crossroad, then an Ukanlos, which got me excited, thinking "how do I choose between these two?" I decided I'd take both, and the Gravios, and switch them out for different situations.
I was hanging out with four friends, I mention not having any other friends and they say it's probably because I'm a terrible person. One of them's fighting a Tigrex on his PSVita, I'm tempted to say "Hey, that's my wife." (Yukari is a Tigrex)
Sitting in a lounge with a roast chicken, eating a drumstick. A womaniser guy I know comes and sits next to me, taking the other drumstick. I say "Hey! My drumstick!" he laughs, giving it back and taking a wing instead. He grabs some of my hair, long and wavy, implying that girls will love it. I go into the kitchen, there were sheets of orange paper that had been gifted by someone ecclesiastical, but they were left on the floor near where I sat, having gone dusty and lost some colour. Saw that person come in and wondered if he might be mad. I was trying to make an origami crane out of the paper, but I cut it wrong and decided to try using some fresh white paper. If I made a crane it'd turn into an homing explosive. Faggot is sitting with me here, as a waitress comes in putting down plates of roast for us, which wasn't what we ordered but she was telling us to hurry up, eat and leave. Faggot leaves in a hurry, but I stay enjoying the roast and mash potatoes, as this girl sits opposite me staring at me. I just look right into her face while eating away, a smile grows on her, then it gets really wide, then she says I look ridiculous, imitating chewing with her mouth open and saying "nom nom nom" so I say "nom nom nom" as I eat, which make her laugh again.

I saw an amazingly beautiful castle. I thought it was Anor Londo's rotating stairwell, but it was actually the cathedral. I come to the gateway to the cathedral, where a guy and a girl, likely Faggot and Yukari, meet me. Yukari is talking incessantly to me, which annoys Faggot enough for him to say "shut the fuck up!"
I saw someone post on /x/, Anonymous, but imitating what I'd say. Then saw a thread posted with Yukari as OP. Then saw a thread OP with a blonde and a horse, not caring because "it's just a blonde."
I saw a picture of blue Reimu, the clothes and hair were coloured in pencil but the skin was done digitally, thought it was a hint for me. https://files.catbox.moe/p7gfxh.jpg
There was two towers and a tightrope between them. Kneesocks was the opposite side from me, the rope was cut down. Then the rope was back and I ran across. In the other two, I hear someone telling himself "It isn't real" about some shitty doujin he saw. I thought, yeah, but the Astral is real, and what goes on inside your mind generates illusions there. I thought about Satori, that her ability is to read the subconscious, that she's is a great posterchild for this phenomenon.
I saw Youmu with an orange sword, like my Yukari picture, charging through a white space past many squares, coming to one in particular and slashing it apart. Basically I think it's /jp/.
I hear ryukishi07 say something like "It's only love if you can love her now" Seemed he was saying I've got to make pictures of Yukari and fight, now or never.
I was on an island in a house. There were many ships, cops, coming towards me. Upon one ship was Dio, who had made an image of Youmu with an orange sword.
In my unit, I hear a meow and see a black cat under my couch dart off into my bedroom, along with a couple of other black cats.
In my bedroom, my sister and someone else were drawing. I was looking through a drawer, I pulled out three lapis lazuli bracelets, old and worn so they needed to be knotted up to fit, and put them on my left arm. I pulled out a clipboard that had a less tight clasp than the one I was using before, thought it might help my drawing. In the other room, Dio is acting like he's coming to aid me, saying "I can't help but think that you're such a...dweeb. But fuck it, we've got to gather!" I thought about a fighting game that had the orange sword as a thing all the characters used, imagining that when Sakuya got it she'd transform it into a couple dozen knives floating behind her.
Saw a chatango, most of the posters were black but one had an orange name, thought he was probably Dio, as I posted something with an orange name.

Saw an image of Okina with a big :D smile that echoed like it was representing my posts throughout this thread, and I thought "I'm supposed to be fucking happy?" (Note the current dreams I'm posting are reposts)

Saw an image of Okina with a big :D smile that echoed like it was representing my posts throughout this thread, and I thought "I'm supposed to be fucking happy?"

My brother acted smug because he's the one who showed me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjnhS96Nyo and maybe some other things I've posted, and I thought "yeah, and who showed you those things?" Then I was seeing spartans fighting invaders, the remembered detail being someone trying to run past a spartan and getting a chunk slashed out of his foot and falling over.

I was walking towards my house thinking "I'll curse "May the bitch who has The Key die." and see whether it's me or the faggot who dies from it."

More 300, fighting as a spartan, shield bash someone and there's a holy flash of white over the shield when I do so. Someone with a huge warhammer struck me, I blocked it once, but didn't try to block it again thinking my shield would break.

There was another 300 dream part, totally forgot it though.

Go into my unit and sit at my sister's right. She had read my dreams and asks what happens next after the last one she read, I thought about how shit my dreams have become and slump in my chair saying "oh, I want to kill myself" then say "not literally." She has a couple pieces of strawberry gum which she crushes in her hand and reaches over me to drop in my right hand.

Someone posted ITT saying "at least you posted a noose" in response to the Makima image.

5 or more Umineko characters walked out of my unit past me, all of them were Yukari, acting mean to me.

In a classroom that was my unit, sitting a few rows behind Yukari with a bottle of Johnny Walker Red Label, though there was some gunk floating in it. A girl asks me what that's for and I say something about there being a party tonight, and ask Yukari something. She says something cool as she gets out of her seat and walks off, and I snap my fingers a few times afterwards to punctuate it, which makes the girl laugh and imitate my snapping. Then one of those 4 friends from before discovers our fridge is pretty bare and hurries out to buy food.

Walk into my unit through the backdoor, Yukari asks me to perform divination, something mentioned about the prince of the kingdom performing divination. I go over to my bathroom sink which is full of water, and sing "此処が底か? 陰りに身を焼かれ 嗚呼 ただ 忘れていたい" from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkz1YJ3MOU