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>>32620330
There's really only one way to express this...

My friends, it has often been said that I like Kiara. My friends, I like Kiara... No, friends, I love Kiara!

I love KFP. I love chicken. I love JP bros. I love boing-boings, tangents, I love surprise rick-rolling, and blessings. Kiara singing music, in games, in collabs, in te-te, in Takamori, with gen-mates, on her stream, in her VOD, I love every act of Kiara that can occur upon this earth.

I love watching her try to overcome her technical issues that randomly peak and deafen viewers. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier crits against high priority units and cuts to pieces a well placed formation. And there is nothing like a chess competition chipping at our sanity to destroy two fanbases. And the feeling that comes when a Mario stream runs overtime from lose of life, only to be followed by hours of superchats, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when days of rice farming results in discovering new frog-sound talents.

It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit learning over and over what sort of lifelong employment they have.

The sight of clippers getting shout outs live on camera is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by a phoenix CEOs laying an egg, screaming in agony as the audience tries to decide how hot it is!

When a band of pitiful narrative makers try their final trick with nothing but false flags, only to have their story smashed to atoms line by line by irrefutable evidence, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when my wallet is ravaged by a kind word or milestone. It's so sad to see viewers and fans that were trying to be spare no cost, being laid to rest, their funds and accounts being drained and closed.

I love to be squashed under the weight of the love Kiara feels for us. The adoration as members meme around like idiots, ducking the moderators lurking overhead.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Kiara. Kiara so cute as to make Death herself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Kiara as I do? Do you wish for a beautiful, shining Kiara? A Kiara whose glory is built with gaming and singing and joy? Do you ask for Kiara to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even scraps of unhappiness on this Earth!?

...Very well. Then Kiara is what you shall have. We are a fast-food franchise, ready to feed meals to all who approach us with our chicken.

But... After enduring over half a year cowering from COVID, for us, a simple "ordinary" idol will no longer be sufficient.