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nigafucker

I'm hammred.

Lemme tell you that.

But, I'ma give you badass advice. No, seriously.

Just do it. Who gives a FUCK. If you fuck up, so goddamned what? You become homeless? Adventure of a lifetime. Bad grade? Nigga, who gives a fuck. People laugh? Fuck em, they're niggas.

Just go do it, don't give a fuck. get drunk, like I am now, if possible. I mean real drunk. Not pussy drunk. Flask, yo. do a handful of shots before class to loosen up, and periodically drink. Actually, put it in a aquafina glass beforehand. Talk in terms of grandeur. No one will call you out on tha shit. If they do, try to school their shit as hard as possible purely on the grounds of scientific feasibility and ontology.

Fuck yeah. Life sucks shit, so make it your goddamn bitch until it kills you.

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