/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43395838
>The man stood up, dusting himself off. The eager Elf continued kneeling at his feet, happy in her gag-and-chain slave outfit. He looks upward, his eyes following the leash leading up from the kneeling Elf’s collar. Up, up to the trio of leather clad and aggressively nubile Dark Elves, one holding the leash. He glances at the kneeling Elf’s ears, which are long by human standards. Then he glances back to the dark ear-flesh of the trio, longer and sinuous. He ponders a moment before speaking, clearly preoccupied by the matter of ears. He speaks, finally
>“The dog ain’t that shaggy.”
You can’t unread it now.

>>34341970
Do you want the vacuum cleaner to be turned into a robot that molests you? because this is how the vacuum cleaner gets turned into a robot that molests you

>>33539521
>Science isn't about why, it's about why not. Why is so much of our science lewd? Why not marry chaste science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't molest you on the way out, because you are fired.

>>33482517
Them gremlins be doing crazy things

>>33417661
>gremlin
>Show up to her house, rings doorbell
>Get caught in a looney toons style trap that ends with being strapped to a table for "experimentation"
>Gremlin enters the room, gives this big speech about all the terrible things she is gonna do
>Right as she finishes and steps forward, she triggers another trap that leaves her strapped to a nearby table
>It is now a race to try and get off the table before the she can and follow through on her speech