/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love Kyouko.

>>15139190
You must be mistaken, for my little sister is single.

>>14270352
>Dog girl imouto, sweet as can be
>Always clings to you when there's a thunderstorm
>Tell her not to be afraid, it's just angels bowling
>Notice she's starts carrying a bag of water balloons wherever she goes
>Write it off as a kid thing
>Driving with her one day, her ears perk up
>She lowers the window and grabs one of her balloons
>Sticks out the window, takes aim, and nails an angel square in the halo
>Screams at her to stop bowling all the damn time
>Starts wan wan'ing at her like mad until she's out of sight
>Turns to you with the brightest smile and asks if you can go get ice cream
>Damn puppy dog eyes

>>13122592
In the meantime, my genitalia is stuck in "phallic national monument" mode. Please help me, /jp/ - I can't go to church with a massive mansausage trying to poke its way through my jeans!

>>13122612
Great minds think alike, brotha!

>>13122636
What makes you say that? Is pussy-spanking a german thing? Because if it is, I like Germany and think it is an awesome country.

>>13122594
YAHOOOOO!! ^_^ SUGOI DESU NE?

(Pic related. I want to do these things to her. My pastor says I'm going to burn in hell for my sins though. So I dunno. I guess I'm kind of fucked. This is why I need help /jp/!)

>>13086276
That sounds like a good idea.

Impregnate the yamabiko.

How many /jp/sies do you think have gone after all these years, and how many actually made it to Gensokyo?
I fear that some of them are now living a life worse than they already were.

When I am ready to go, I hope to marry a yama. They are so kind and loyal, if anything I hope to at least be good enough for her.