/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45126974
why?

>>42116136
sounds like you need cow correction

>>22512352
>dragging a dozen metal churns out to barn is a pain in the ass
>but not as much of a pain in the ass as dragging them back out once they're full
>and don't even mention trying to transport them to the market every weekend to sell them
>that said, it did come with its perks
>such as what was occuring right now, your hands sinking into the soft, warm flesh of one of the Holstaur's
>"Mmm... Anon, you should be a lil' more gentle with a girl's breasts~"
>she bit her lip as she moaned from your milking, warm liquid squirting out of her puffy, erect nipples, trickling over your fingers and into the churn
>another good squeeze elicited another moan and another steady stream of milk, the Holstaur pushing her pillowy rear-end backwards into your crotch as her back arched, cow-like ears flicking in joy
>"Why don't ya whip that package out, farmboy~? I'll be sure to repay ya well for your massage~"
>you glanced up and away from her hefty tits and scanned across the barn, nearly a dozen other Holsatur's, each sporting a pair of heavy, milky tits, staring eagerly back at you as they wait for their turn
>it was going to be a very long day of work, it seemed

>>16894548
>>16894554
GENIUS! You've truly outdone yourself this time, you think to yourself, a masterful, dasterdly deed- you have now caused your magically maligned milkmaiden to fall in LOVE with you! This will...
Actually, you're not sure what this will do for you. Wait, how does this help you conquer the world again? Reviewing your decisions, you got through the appreciating her flowers, yep, you milked her tenderly, uh-huh, told her she was beautiful, cuddled her, massaged her booty and softly motorboated her clevage all night long, okay, did that...
Well, you're at a loss here. Now you've succeeded in getting her to act extremely lovey dovey towards you, and she's as doting as ever, she even knitted you some little scarf with 'Darla ind Nefreanon 4evre' knitted into it with a few backwards letters, but you don't feel any closer to world domination. Perhaps you missed a step somewhere?
No! It's probably her fault! Dammit! This always happens, ever since you were kicked out of the Dark Wizards Cabal...
More drastic and dramatic measures need to be taken! That's always what's required when things aren't going well!

how do you milk a holstaurus platonically and not sexually

>>15397584
Holst might make a decent roommate. Just keep her properly milked and she won't give into her instincts. Be sure to establish that you milking her is completely platonic and for the sake of her health, not a sexual action.

>>15385034
I'd rather be married to the cutest cow ever.

>>15299449
Because I've already let the tits consume me.