/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14313378
>Royal Ice Cream Flavor Taster Anon (The Second)
>Get's 30 flavors tasted
>Asks where is the 31st flavor
>All the Holsts look at one another before asking if he's sure he wants it
>He says without a doubt he wants it as a taste tester
>They go and open a door a bit further back into the parlor
>The only light going inside is from the door, the Holsts are all confused but say she should be in here
>Anon steps in through the door and says he wants to taste the last flavor chocolate
>An Ushi-Oni positioned right above the entrance leaps on top of him
>Gives him a taste of chocolate ice cream before immediately going into Operation: Through the Floor
>All the Holsts freak out and slam the door while running away screaming
>Anon eventually makes it back to the front minus any clothing beneath the waist
>The Holsts all ask if he's okay and if they could help
>Anon doesn't speak and stumbles out of the Parlor with a 1000 yard stare

>>14258187
Didn't we have a greentext about an Ushi Oni belle?

>>14067330
I had pelvis reconstruction surgery while I was in a coma. Or maybe it was the surgery that put me into the coma...doctors are impossible to understand.

It was really my fault, I didn't drink my holy chocolate milk before a full moon night came up.

Luckily Arachnotaur forgives!

>>12452060

Pic related?

>>12452013

> "Where's the gag - I say, where's the gag, boy? Gag, that is."