/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45094968
6'4" Dire Kiki and her Satyros frend
>Dinner for three with beers and wines
>If the Whitehorn neighbor arrives with dessert we'll make it a mfff supper

>>38562374
Yeah, but even the 'fucks traps fetish' guys only do it because deep down they want the D but are in denial theyre gay - they could just fuck 'normal' ugly women if they wanted 'manlike but with no dick', but no they want that fag D.
>this is why troons 41% at the same rate before and after mutilation.
Before theyre depressed because only trap-fuckers want them, not their delusion of real men wanting them as real women.
Afterwards theyre more depressed because now even trap-fuckers dont want them because those guys really wanted their D while fooling themselves its nohomo because theyre traps not fags.

>and all that fuckedup irl shit and all the rest, is why we come to MGE for better waifus than this irl shit.

>>38373163
I want a one-waifu, but one who still likes having fun with her friends and her new Anon.
>eg a Satyros and her troops might fit me well

>>38209299
The shy little Kiki-maido needs to loosen up a bit, so a bit of wine and dancing in the vineyard in the moonlight might help her out.
>she staggers home a little bit too late, takes off her wine-stained uniform, and falls into Mashtah's bed instead of her little attic bed
>Mashtah gets occupied faster than Poland in 1945...
>she still gets up early in the morning to launder her uniform, pick up all the empty bottles and sweep the rugs before Mashtah's breakfast.

>>23424041
Double trouble

One might not immediately associate Kikis and Satyros, but keep in mind that Slavs can hold their liquor.

Will my Satyros wife accept if I want to spend some sober time with her?

>>18770472
Good thing MAMONO MANA protects you from that.

>>17796803
Why would you say that?

>>17720024
>"go on, pour master another double"
>"b-but he's already had t-"
>the satyros gently placesa gloved finger to the concerned kiki's lips and leans in to whisper in her ear"
>"you want him to be happy don't you~?"
>reluctantly she nods and pours your drink
>she can't help but smile as she places a blanket over you after you pass out.

>>17668854

>>17627325
What kinds of coffee do they serve here?

Would drinking a cup of coffee here result in me getting tied up in the basement while surrounded by every employee of the cafe?

>>17321474

Reminder that if you liked a maid or a butler in MGE cafes, you can literally take her hom provided she's still single.

Absolutely no returns!

Is there a maid/butler cafe in MGE?

Complete with the "if she's single you can take her home" thing from Tricoromille.

There's nothing more comfy to me than the thought of having a Kikimora maid and a Satyros butler/bartender.