/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46029812
Her head got bumped pretty hard by the goat please understand.

Kill yourselves for flooding the board with shit threads just to bump off your old shitty general

Kill yourselves for flooding the board with shit threads just to bump off your old shitty general

>>45154545
>Even with Ibarakasen at her 'side', the imbalance
Yacchie is forgotten...

Yachie's smile was practically radiating sunshine as she left her clan's stronghold. Today was going to be a fun day, after all her favorite subordinate Otter-kun had packed her a boxed lunch and even given her extra spending money for being a good girl. She couldn't wait to meet up with her friends at the park, even Biten will be there! She was going to play all day and even treat them to candy, or maybe even they'll get juice!

Either way she couldn't help but start skipping as she rounded the corner from the compound and headed further out. Her head was in the clouds as she walked as fast as she could without tiring out, so much so that she seemed to miss a street or two on her way and wound up somewhere she wasn't supposed to.

It wasn't much, Yachie was a big girl after all and knew her way around the area as well as anyone else! She fearlessly went down the paths she knew, even if she was a little anxious she wouldn't show it, she was that kind of girl after all.

Still she made on mistake while she was day dreaming, and that was passing by one of the empty blood pools. She didn't realize it at the time but Yuuma was hanging out here with her cronies. It wasn't until she heard the familiar scratchy voice call out to her, "Heyyyy~ Yachie-chan, why don't you come over here and hang out with your friends!?"

She nearly jumped out her shell as she turned her head to see the girl and her eagle subordinates all approaching with big smiles on their faces(and beaks, somehow). Yachie quickened her pace, she knew Yuuma was bad news, she pointed her eyes to the ground as she tried to walk away as fast as she could without running, but it wasn't fast enough.

Yuuma's gang of 'friends' got in her way and got behind her as well Yuuma approached her while loudly asking, "and where are you going in such a rush, Yachie-chan~? oh whats that a boxed lunch... are you going to share it with your boyfriend~?" The spirits with her jeered with shouts of 'Yachie got a boyfriend!' 'I bet she hasn't even kissed him!'

It was a dumb insult, but Yuuma's grating voice knew just how to poke her buttons and she felt her face grow hot, "S-shut up stupid goat! I'm going to play with Biten-chan and all my friends at the park! I don't have time to talk to a bunch of stinky eagles!" Yuuma's grin grew wide in that scary way where she showed her pointed teeth as she snickered.

Contrary to the look of amusement on her face she put a hand over her heart and dramatically pretended to be hurt as she exclaimed, "But Yachie-chan, I thought we were best pals! How could you say that?" Yachie had had enough of this, and tried to walk past Yuuma only for the girl to block her way with that comically large spork she always carried.

With a wide smile Yuuma said, "Now Yachie, that was rude wasn't it...? Say how about to make it up you give me that lunch? I'm feeling a little hungry after all!" Yachie's face scrunched up into a look of displeasure as she turned to the girl once again and with an angry voice she puffed her her chest in defiance and shouted, "I'm not afraid of you, you're just a bully!"

Yuuma's lackeys started jeering at Yachie again as Yuuma's grin somehow got wider, "Then what are you gonna do about it crybaby Yachie~?" With the lunchbox in one hand, bundled up in a large cloth, she struck out at Yuuma with her free hand balled up into a fist. It was aimed at the smug face of Yuuma who didn't seem to react in time.

However, Yuuma had always been much stronger than Yachie, faster too. With a sliver blur the large spork appeared in front of Yuuma's face and she caught the blow in the dip of the spoon section. Yachie recoiled, her fist hurt and blood started trickling from where it scraped against the superior material! The eagles were shouting out at the violence occurring in excitement as Yuuma dashed forward, landing a kick squarely in Yachie's chest.

Yachie was winded now, and worse off in the second where she hit the ground she saw the lunch box specially made for her, the one she was gonna share with Biten, spill open and splatter its carefully crafted contents on the ground. Yuuma's shoe left a print on her shirt, and more were to come as she shouted, "hold the crybaby down!"

Yuuma kicked where she could as the eagles held down her limbs as Yachie shouted and cried, it felt like it lasted forever as the eagles got their own strikes in too. Finally it was over as quick as it began, and Yachie lay there silent with an aching body as the wallet, once in her pocket and filled with the promise of good times, lay empty by her side as Yuuma's gang counted the coins above her.

With a shout of, "come on guys, we're going to the store, we're all getting icepops!" the eagles followed along chatting happily. Yachie sat up, clutching her wallet and gathering up the spilled remains of her lunchbox in trembling hands as she started loudly sobbing.