/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do you prefer apathetic or flustered Satori?

>>6952031
Enjoy them while they're still young and delicious.

Huh?

>"Take that cup of coffee, for instance. Maybe this morning when you weren't looking, I poured in a jar of my own urine while it was brewing. Or maybe I didn't. Anyone else, you could read their mind and find out, but with me you'll never know. So I think I have a very nice day, in fact. Enjoy your coffee."

>Go to /a/ to see what new animes are worth watching this season
>see this
>>>/a/38424113

>Non-NEET /jp/er
>Got pretty ripped over the past two years
>In GNC buying whey protein
>See unbelievably attractive brunette girl looking at Acai supplements
>Tell her it's horse shit
>She says "what"
>Explain that Acai shit is total snake oil/scam/etc.
>End up having a 20 minute discussion about supplements (basically her just asking me shit and me explaining)
>Conversation moves to other stuff
>She's a cheerleader for the local college here, trying to drop five pounds or so
>Recommend some stuff
>She gets flirty and says that it's kind of complicated and maybe we should exchange phone numbers to talk more about it later
>We trade phone numbers
>Go to the checkout
>She pays for her stuff and smiles and brushes against me flirtatiously as she leaves
>Cashier grins like a motherfucker at me while I pay for my stuff
>I look out the window while she walks to her car
>She lights up a cigarette
>I take out my phone and delete her number

I seriously find it THAT repulsive.