/jp/ - Otaku Culture

UH OH!

You're at your work's Christmas party and you suddenly find yourself alone with that one lonely Christmas Cake, now drunk. Just a meager intern, you feel out of place as is, but this is too much.

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She pulls your sleeve and begins to rant:

>"Ehh, uh, you know, Anon, you're a breddi gute, guy, ya know? But uh, you're-a getting up there in years, you know?" she sips. "Muh-Maybe it's about time to settle down, ya know? No girlfriend though, right? right? Well I know...I know...I know this NICE lady and she apparently likes you quite a bit, she'd like to settle down to ya know? What do you think?! huh? Well uh, that lady is ME?! HAHA.What do you say? I'm still YOUNG! Still Fertile, ya know?! Not LONELY at all! Picture it: You me, MARRIED. Happy home life, big house, some kids, right? You feelin me here?"

What do?