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Yuugi was outwardly the picture of calm as she sat in a rather decent looking lobby, even if inside she was storming about learning the truth of the matter at least she wouldn't show it. The lobby of the HSE was almost empty, with only a few stray wolf tengu glaring at them but not daring to approach, cowards it seemed and not worth her notice even if they were those annoying tengu.

Suika was sitting across from her sipping from her gourd rather often as Yuugi nicked a barrel of the good stuff from the back after the kappa who sold the stuff bolted as she approached, it wasn't a problem since she left some pocket money at least.

Yuugi didn't mind the outfit the worried looking fox shikigami outside, whose first words were 'plan oni', guided her and Suika to, it was a little breezy but there was nothing weird about it. Well there was some magic on it, but it was weak enough to not even scratch at Yuugi's spirit so she just left it. Even if it was that bothersome women's little operation it was rude to just break the place and its stuff.

What the red horned oni did mind was how quickly everyone left the area around them, eh. All weaklings it seemed as there wasn't any oni here today, but it still was a bother to be treated like some common ruffian. Yuugi was an oni of class after all!

Suika had barely shut up this entire time, talking about how much fun she has here and that she's been wanting to come here with Yuugi. Suika even earned a quick fist to the face when she mentioned 'She never thought Yuugi of all people would want to learn about lewd things'

pulling the gourd away with a pop the pronghorned oni listened as a shaky voice came over one of those fancy voice transmission thingies 'I-Ibuki-sama party of two...". Suika popped up, "That's us! Hurry up, bet you can't get there first~!"

Yuugi burst forth with a wicked smile, finally a challenge to focus the whirling thoughts as she followed the little oni who burst through the barrier of the door leading to a hallway with a few unremarkable doors. It was clear the door with the sign, "Your personal experience awaits~" was the destination and after Suika and Yuugi smashed into the barrier protected door causing it to quiver the door seemed to open in a hurry on its own.

Feeling that old magic wash over her for a second Yuugi could hear Suika shout, "Anon-kun where are you?! I brought a friend this time!"

Yuugi found herself at a strange building, she was in a small wooden hallway with the overcast noontime sun streaming in, yet as she looked the windows she quickly realized that she wasn't in gensokyo proper. This was safely in a barrier of Yukari's making, it seemed to be a piecemeal representation of the village beyond the window, notably she could see a market and some housing that simply looked 'fake' if she had placed it as an afterthought.

She was sure that this space expanded a good ways beyond the confines of the fake village, likely even including other spaces like that fake shrine Suika told her about. the little oni wasted no time in strutting forth as she heard a familiar voice call out, "Suika? over first door on the left!"

Recognizing the voice Yuugi followed her small friend into a strange room, there were small tables with rather large cushions behind them all facing a point at the front of the room. The pillows were large enough to sit two with a bit of wiggling, but stranger was that at the front of the room there was a lectern in front of a large green board with writing on it, 'Welcome to your special lessons~'

It was just then that Yuugi realized the purpose of this building from the times way back when during the era when oni still lived on the surface, it was a school!


Suika's playful voice rang out through the quiet classroom as the open windows let in a breeze that pleasantly cooled the skin, even if that strange scent wafted through it was nothing to the oni of her caliber. Suika was quick to tease, "So that's why it took her so long to come on over, she's such a pure girl I didn't think it'd be good for her!"

A laugh punctuated by smacks that would've broken a man's bones sprang out from Suika like a crow's song as Yuugi gave her open palmed smacks to her exposed backs. Yuugi was more than a little embarrassed by this, how could she not be? Anon was a friend of hers and one of the rare humans that tried to out drink an oni back during the parties at the shrine, he could even get the whole group of them cracking up.

She didn't really know why he was here in this place, nor why he was pretending to be a teacher, but as he riffed jokes off of Suika and bantered with her she remembered why she enjoyed his company so much. Still, there was a reason she was here and she left her mind after Suika piped up, "So anyways Anon, that's why I brought her here! Little Yuugi-chan is here to learn about the birds and bees, its why I even got that busy body fox to fix us up with the 'private tutor Anon' setup!