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ONCE UPON A TIME MARISA WAS TRAIPSING THOUGH THE WOODS WHEN SHE BEHELD TEWI AND REISEN DOING IT IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND (REISEN WAS ON THE BOTTOM) SO SHE CALLED OUT TO THEM, "HEY YOU WEIRD MOON RABBITS WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LIKE EARTH RABBITS DOWN THERE ZE" SO THEY REPLIED "WE'RE GOING TO WONDERLAND" AND MARISA SAID "WELL I HEAR THERE ARE GREAT MUSHROOMS IN WONDERLAND SO I WANT TO GO TOO" BUT THE RABBITS TURNED HER AWAY SO SHE WENT TO GO FIND SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP HER AND AS SHE LEFT THE FOREST SHE THOUGHT ALOUD "REIMU KNOWS A LOT ABOUT BORDERS AND I DON'T TRUST A WOMAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE SEVENTEEN DESPITE BEING OLDER THAN MOST OF THE REST OF US SO I'LL JUST STICK WITH REIMU" ALTHOUGH IN TRUTH REIMU HAD ANTICIPATED HER ARRIVAL AND ALREADY PREPARED A BATH AND TEA AND ALCOHOL SO WHEN MARISA ARRIVED REIMU ENCOURAGED HER TO DRINK AND PLAY AND RELAX AND WHEN MARISA WAS THOROUGHLY TIRED AND TOO DRUNK TO FLY HOME REIMU INSISTED SHE STAY THE NIGHT BUT MARISA REMEMBERED WHAT SHE HAD ORIGINALLY COME FOR SO SHE ASKED "REIMU HOW DO I GET TO WONDERLAND CAUSE I SAW THE MOON RABBITS FUCKING AND THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO WONDERLAND AND I HEAR THERE ARE NICE MUSHROOMS THERE ZE" AND REIMU REPLIED "GO TO SLEEP AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO WONDERLAND IN THE MORNING" BUT MARISA INSISTED "I WANT TO GO NOW" SO REIMU SAID FINE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO WONDERLAND SO SHE DID AND REIMU POUNCED ON HER AND THEY HAD NOISY LESBIAN SEX AND AFTER A WHILE MARISA THOUGHT TO HERSELF "AH SO THIS IS WONDERLAND ZE"