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>>45296266
>Trying to eat her, only to get annihilated by the sheer glory of her mini-hakkero?
Nice cope. Marisafags can't handle the GOAT being the only character in canon Marisa can't defeat.

Another day by the Misty Lake and you're minding your own business doing some fishing
You hear some commotion in the distance and see danmaku exchanges as Marisa comes flying out of the gardens on her broom at speed
Her flying is unstable as she is overloaded with a large, heavy sack awkwardly slung over her shoulder
Just as she flies over you something comes lose and drops from the sky, landing in your fishing box breaking it and most of the contents throwing now broken hooks and bait all over the place
Furious, you yell at Marisa before she turns and lands and tries to brush away your now ruined tackle box as nothing
In anger you throw your rod at her, it hits her in the gut and winds her
She tries to retaliate reaching in her pocket for something but nothing is there
A moment later she spots her mini-hakkero, lying on top of your ruined tackle box and makes a rush at it
But it fails when you turn and kick her straight in the ass, knocking her over as she lets out a pained yell
Tired of her once again ruining your day, you decide it's time to do something about this annoying witch
You put the mini-hakkero in your pocket, grab the large bag full of books and drag Marisa by her ear, the whole way back to the mansion
Some time later you arrive at the mansion, slipping past the now napping gatekeeper despite Marisa's protests
You knock on the front door of the mansion and in an instant a silver-haired maid appears behind you
Astonished the maid tells you to wait while she gets someone who would definitely like to see you - and the witch
The doors now open and a girl with long purple hair and a long flowing dress somehow opens both doors fully, without even touching them
'This the girl you're looking for, there's a sack full of books here and she ruined my fishing equipment dropping this on top of it'
Grateful for her books back, and also taking the mini-hakkero off you with great curiosity the girl thanks you handing them to a devil-like assistant but then her demeanour turns to a look of anger
'It's about time we taught this filthy rat what happens to thieving little rats that get caught...'
Suddenly the girl grabs a book from the sack and bluntly whacks Marisa over the head with it
She then passes you a book and encourages you to join in, the pair of you now hitting the witch with books as a third girl joins in
An elegantly dressed young girl, with bat-like wings floats down from a balcony above, taking a book from the devil-like creature and then winds Marisa with a pointed jab of it to the gut
As a small crowd of fairy maids forms and the now awoken gate keeper wanders over the three of you beat the witch with books
Marisa huddles on the ground, tears run down her face as she sits, head in hands, trembling as the three of you pound her with books
This continues on for several minutes until the purple-haired girl collapses in a coughing fit and the bat-winged girl thanks you for bringing the witch there, inviting you in for tea