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>>38622439
Very well put. I wonder if the unilateral desire to partake in sexual relations with the great witch could enable you to awaken to some level of magical ability. If not a full-blown witch, then perhaps an empowered human with more resistance to magical stimuli. Otherwise your only other option would be to seek out a sponsor to grant you power. Lambda's the first that comes to mind, though I doubt she'd ever support such a cause as bedding her one true love. Featherine might open to the idea if it proves interesting, though convincing her of that might prove to be an even more difficult task than bedding Bern.

I also agree that truly making Bern yours would be an impossible task, just as getting a stray cat to open up to you would prove impossible. But at the very least you could tempt that grumpy stray into partaking in some food you've left out if it thinks you're not aware.

What would be an appropriate end goal for this endeavor though? To engage in vaginal, putting your dick where no man has tread before? Or perhaps to make her feel some measure of arousal from the engagement, if not an orgasm then even just a puckering of her nipples? Personally, I think the greatest possible outcome would be to entertain her to such a degree that she decides to take you into her service as a piece, opening the door to potentially enjoying her company again. Not as a partner, but as a toy to aid in her pleasure.

>>37587391
>Anal, rape, humiliation.
That's your "objective" truth? These pedestrian fetishes?
Really, anal? Does that one even count? Rape? What are you, black? Humiliation is fine. I like it too, sometimes.

>>34708017
Bern can be super cute

>>33966896
How about this, then?