/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5697079
Bring it on, we must solve this with a shitting contest.

Do be warned, I am a bonnacon and have the annual /jp/ shitting contest record of 12 miles.

>>4459534
I think he means draw your own Touhou.

Picture related, the best Touhou.

Oh yeah, how could I forget those two? Now that's something I really want to see in Touhou 13. Probably as a fire/ice pair, like Mai/Yuki.

>The bonnacon is a beast with a head like a bull, but with horns that curl in towards each other. Because these horns are useless for defense, the bonnacon has another weapon. When pursued, the beast expels its dung which travels a great distance (as much as two acres), and burns anything it touches.

And this:

>In southern Peru, the Kauri natives believed a large, gray cat with a monstrous head dwelled in the mountains. Its body was marked in dark, horizontal stripes and its eyes were huge and glowing.

>If the people did not appease it with offerings during the growing season, it would sweep through the villages, bringing with it foul weather to ruin the crop. Most spectacular and quite peculiar, the Ccoa would launch hailstones from its phosphorent eyes. Yes, I have looked it up in several sources to confirm -- the hail comes from the monster's eyes.

>It was said to gain servants from children that dies before being baptised.

Instead of vaguely defined fire and ice magic, you have burning dung and ice tears. Fuck yes, mythology.