/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19940738
Have a Salamander then.

>>19940734
Yes, and so would Careless Whisper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

>>19846305
Be careful that your daughter doesn't become the Supreme Gentlelady.

>>19482309
>salamander tribe guards a road between two merchant cities
>every summer solstice, the unmarried females blockade bridges and chokepoints for their matchmaking festival
>giant rings of bonfires and tent cities are erected at both ends, with small fighting pits orbiting the central feasting yurts
>caravans are forced to camp for night and are tithed a small portion of their supplies in exchange for protection, free access to whatever furs and rare animal materials the females hunt to keep sharp and a ringside view of the main event
>the married men and their wives
>wandering adventurers and unmarried caravan guards are drafted to fight in the Matrimonial Melee, a no-holds-barred, 10 round fight with the single females
>rules are: first to 3rd blood wins the round, winning 6 out of 10 rounds wins you the match
>no sand throwing, no killing, no sexual attacks until after the match
>men that lose, if not married on the spot, are given a pep talk by the salamander husband and free sparring training until the festival is over
>men that win get to take all they've defeated as wives
>the pool of victors is tallied every night and are set to fight each other in the morning until only one male or female is left
>female salamanders that win and take no husband become adopted daughters of the Matriarch
>men that win are sent to the salamander heartland where they are given the right to challenge a daughter of the Matriarch
>if they win, they have the right to take their harem of wives and set up their own tribe elsewhere
>or to marry one or two and join as an honored member of the challenging tribe
>rarely, female monsters fight to gain honorary membership in the tribe

>>19390436
By challenging her to ten rounds in the fight pits? Or ten rounds in your bedoom?