/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46611513
Unbelievably based

>>40331789
>he doesn't want his daughters to be successful
they are just playing the stocks

>>39218534
sorry, already invested into tanuki corp

>>35995404
>sell yourself
>not getting bid on to get the most money

If I go into serious debt to one danuki and into an equal amount of debt to another danuki, which one claims me?

I want a game that's just animal crossing but with monster girls!

>>20554124
But anon, they are gold! Comedy Gold!

>>20290282
Having your dick between a Nook’s breasts is bad for productivity too and you don’t see them complaining.

I want a Tanuki to teach me how to wheel and deal on the stock market. It’s like a more acceptable way to gamble.

>>20042567
>Be married to a Danuki wife
>After finally working around the house as your Danuki wife finishes counting her money you finally get your reward
>to mate with her
>Fast forward four years later
>A small Danuki loli looks at you
>"PAPA! You still owe me two hugs and a piggyback ride"
>You give the little girl a soft smile with a blank expression
>This is only one of the triplets your wife gave birth too
>You still owe four kisses, five bed time stories, two upsies, twenty candies and whole day of play
>All while needing to do chores
>Or else it all doubles
>But at least your wife and daughters are cute

This is why Danukis shouldn't have power. They'd drag all of Zipangu and the world into a nightmare debtor society if they could.

>>20042567
>Be married to a Danuki wife
>After finally working around the house as your Danuki wife finishes counting her money you finally get your reward
>to mate with her
>Fast forward four years later
>A small Danuki loli looks at you
>"PAPA! You still owe me two hugs and a piggyback ride"
>You give the little girl a soft smile with a blank expression
>This is only one of the triplets your wife gave birth too
>You still owe four kisses, five bed time stories, two upsies, twenty candies and whole day of play
>All while needing to do chores
>Or else it all doubles
>But at least your wife and daughters are cute

>>19964098
>pray
What’s that ‘r’ doing in there for?

Did you guys hear the news? I’m hyped.

>>19287729
How about your funds with a Tanuki?

>>19284460
>>no small cc tanuki to get excited about money making

>>19190568
then invest!

>>18619437
Maybe they should try to rely on pachinkobux like Garo.
Hell, if it weren't for pachinko we wouldn't have good shit like Honoo no Kokuin, Divine Flame, and Vanishing Line.

>>18612545
Would nooks buy into the idea of cryptocurrency, or would they avoid that shit like the plague?

IRL brother mentioned several times being interested in bitcoin, I wanted to slap him for getting suckered in by that Ponzi scheme.

>>18585055
I want to propose to them while they are sober!

>>17967725
The couch is probably made from magical, easy-to-clean materials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0

I want to love a tanuki no matter how much she has

I want to be taught the wonders of the stock market by a fluffy goddess!