/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32725788
Hello there Redditor!
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY

I can't wait to write something about Gura next time Anya does this.
I'll write it subtly enough that they don't immediately realize it.

>>32138411
You just said that to bait us to post cunny at you, right? So here you go.

CBT chads, where you at?

>>30949765

My wife has found her niche as a cannoneer.

>>30773461
'Tako time never felt so good.'
-Gwar Gargoyle

>>30593802

>>30591890
ok bro

>>30255992

>>29685062
More?

>>29589409
Do you want some cunny?

>>29587462
You can just ask instead of pretending your not jerking off. What are you Australian or something?

>>29253063
>>29253130
>>29253353
rrat [3/3]
>ywn tell her it's late and you should go
>ywn be asked "stay the night?" by drunk gura
>ywn have to hide how bad you want to take her offer then and there
>ywn gently tell her no, because you don't trust yourself if you were to so much as get in bed with her
>ywn be told "you're no fun" by pouting drunk gura
>ywn tell her good night and try to leave
>ywn stop dead in your tracks when she asks "do you hate me?"
>ywn go back to her and tell her of course not
>ywn be apologized to by drunk gura who thinks all she does is give you trouble
>ywn listen to drunk gura cry softly because she cares so much about you but she's scared you only tolerate her
>ywn hug her and tell her you love her
>ywn be pulled in by her sudden atlantean strength onto the bed with her
>ywn be held tight by smug drunk gura
>ywn be told "gotcha~" by drunk gura
>ywn try to talk her down as she cuddles you
>ywn be fully aware of her small weight on you, or her hot breath on your neck, or how her small hands pin you down
>ywn grit your teeth and bare it
>ywn be asked "are you frustrated?" by drunk gura as she effortlessly keeps you pinned with her deceptively small body
>ywn accept your fate and lay there, drunk gura curled on top of you
>ywn be told "good night, anon" by drunk gura
>ywn hear gura's even breathing on your chest
>ywn get a sleepless night as you spend every second fighting the urge to mating press this little brat
>ywn have hungover gura wake up 6 hours later, still on your chest
>ywn have hungover gura notice you're in bed with her
>ywn see flustered and scared gura blush and trip all over her words trying to apologize whatever it is she did last night, since she can't remember
>ywn explain the situation to her, carefully omitting the part about you telling her you love her
>ywn see gura bow her head and apologize profusely
>ywn tell her it's okay
>ywn be offered breakfast by hungover gura
>ywn get a burnt peanut butter burger by gura
>ywn see hungover gura, already emotionally vulnerable and hating herself for what she did last night, hold back tears and tell you it's okay if you don't want to eat it

>>29240251
exactly

>>29140410

>>29095245

UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

LISTEN TO THE CUNNY GODDESS SING RIGHT NOW

http://poal.me/1zvmgm

This game is alright if a bunch of new people play it in a group.
But otherwise, eh... not really sold on this lads.

https://files.catbox.moe/whc08o.mp3 gura makes this sound wyd

>>28850449
Tickle it, sniff it, blow on it, lick it, slap my dick on it, cum on it and then pee on it, I guess.