/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12307504
Slow down dude.
>Was her vagina ugly looking?
No, I just think vaginas would probably taste bad
>Do you live in Thailand?
No
> Did you get to fuck her analy?
I didn't ask, I'm not into that but maybe I should try next time
>Where did you fuck her?
In a very posh hotel suite
>What did you talk about?
Sexual preference, why she fucks guys for money, what I do, how old I actually am (she thought I was lying), what our interests are. We also talked a lot about the girlfriend I pretended that I had once so she wouldn't think I was a loser virg (it probably didn't work but she never called me out on it). On the plus side next time I'm literally not a virgin. She also commented on how it was nice that I offered her a drink since not everyone does that. I had lots of alcohol but she didn't want any...
>>Was it weird asking her to cuddle?
She thought I was using some street slang for a drug. I took the opportunity to say I don't do anything besides trying weed once (which I never did but maybe she thought I was cooler for saying so). I had to explain that I meant hugging and then she was fine with it.
>>12307525
How did you know she was asian?

Have you ever felt the presence of another entity when you were in an empty room?

Do you have the power of ESP?

People are fucking terrifying. I have no idea how some people manage to talk to humans outside of the internet. I would normally be terrified of all of you, but luckily there is this huge barricade in between us (internet) that separates you from me.

The scary thing about humans is that we're like animals being restrained with social conditioning, but you never when the animal is going to break through that and try to bite your throat out.

At least with dogs or cats I know that they're an animal and they don't pretend to be anything else. You can predict how they will behave and defend yourself accordingly.

I wish there was just one universal font for Japanese text and no one used anything else.

I get so used to seeing the font on my flashcards and then it throws me off when I see a different font. There's just too many characters and the differences are already very subtle, they really shouldn't mess around with this. It's hard enough already.

What are some scary Japanese movies? I want to feel fear

the face when Mokou was dropped from Hitousenkou.