/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be shota
>in a arcade playing street fighter
>midway through kicking this AI's shit in when I hear it
"Ara~ara~"
>that dreaded noise removes all the color from my face
>slowly turn around and spot the origin of the horrid vocals
>a succ
>not just any succ
>a tall, big tiddy succ
"Ara~ who would just leave such a scrumptious cutie here all by himself?"
>use my pubescent brain to figure a way out
"Want onee-chan here to take you home?"
>she then opens her arms for a hug and slowly inches towards me
>shit looks really inviting, especially her eyes
>very inviting
>but i remember one this that snaps me back to reality
>I don't even have a big sister
>"Screw you, lady! I don't even have a sister! Also, those tats make you look fat!"
>she stops in her track, obviously fake look of being taken aback by the childish insult
>use this chance to book it
>succ, not prepared for such a boldfaced tactic, was unable to stop me from getting out of the arcade and down the street
>still is able to quickly close the distance by literally flying down the street
"Children who say such naughty things deserve to get punished~!"
>quickly round the corner and duck into a nearby alleyway