/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46308651
Nothing's sadder than a good artist changing his style to something less unique and appealing.

>>45537549
The real other prolific Yams fic is Kurodani Yamame Has No Gods, though strictly speaking, it's not a /jp/ original but a THP fic

>>45473758
You can't tease me with putting a ring on the spood, AI anon

>>45207603
>A man and his spider
You thought it was the KMS all this time?
No, it was Spoderman all along!

instead of powerscaling tierlists the only tiers i wanna see are how loud they are during sex

are they the meek shy quiet type
the cute noises and few moans type
or the sex machine that moans and describes how warm etc etc it feels inside (probably leg locks you too)

Yamame Kurodani had been holding back an absolute torrent of energy.

This, I discovered upon waking up to pain in my entire body. Not the aches and pains that come with being sick, no, but the aches of...something else. I felt more drained than I had been in my entire life, but also so much lighter and relaxed that it was hard to understand. I wondered if I would ever be able to move again, and if I even wanted to. I felt something gripping against my chest, and I looked down to see Yamame's hands wrapped around my chest so tightly that I could never get free. Happily, she hadn't been trying to bite me, or at least, she hadn't at the start. Somewhere around the point where I lost all muscle control, she might have tried, but I had already been in some realm beyond thought by then, so I wasn't all too sure. I could tell that she was pressed against my back, and I could also tell that she wasn't wearing anything, and neither was I. I supposed that was to be expected after the night's events. Still, I felt happier than I had for a long time, so that was something. It hadn't just been the stress. I'd been far more incredibly frustrated than I'd thought. It was all the time spent with pretty girls. So little time actually to myself.

I'd happily been left facing toward the rest of the room instead of the wall this time, and I could already see the evidence of the night's events. Clothes everywhere, some with a few sizeable rips in them. Towels dragged from Yamame's bathroom at some point in the night. Fortunately, Yamame still couldn't break my skin, but I suspect that if she could have, I'd have left a lot of blood across the floor and bed. Even so, she hadn't been very gentle, but I would call it a good ache more than anything.

"Mhm..." Yamame sighed against my back, her fingers clutching even tighter against me. "That peach worked wonders on you..." I felt her roll me onto my back and then climb back up onto my waist. "But, you know, I've still got a lot of frustration to work through." Just the movement alone was enough to cause the kind of physical reaction that would get some men sent to Eientei. After a moment, I told Yamame to give me a minute. "Oh, do I have to?" She pouted. "You look ready to go." There lied the problem, said I. I'd come and go in seconds at this rate. "Mrgh..." She put her hands on her hips. "What? Am I not good enough for you?" I shook my head. Too good, it seemed, and definitely too good to waste. "Hm." Yamame pressed herself down atop me. "Let's double check." If she was good enough, I asked? "Quiet, you." I nodded dutifully.

And there were no more words for a while.

I awoke to a pressure in my neck. I tried to groggily slap my hand against it but found that I was struggling to move. I blinked several times, until the fuzziness in my vision had mostly receded, and I was staring at a wall. The pressure in my neck was still there, and I couldn't quite turn my head. I could see blonde hair at the edge of my field of vision, which helped narrow down what was happening. I looked down and found that the reason I couldn't move properly was because Yamame had at some point lifted me up so she could wrap both her arms and legs around my upper body, and as a result, I was essentially held entirely in place. Now that my faculties were working properly, I started to put together the neck issue. Lifting my head and rolling it, I was able to dislodge what was very clearly Yamame's head. She mumbled something incoherent, then tightened her limbs around me and immediately began gnawing at my neck again. She wasn't breaking through, but fortunately didn't seem to be biting hard enough to break her own teeth again, either. It didn't take an expert to tell that she was fast asleep and wouldn't be waking up any time soon. I'd long since accepted that I was her favourite chew-toy, so it wasn't like I hated what was happening, but I did wish she'd faced me the other way so I could at least stare at something other than a blank wall.
My back felt oddly hot, and I twitched a little when I remembered the events of yesterday. Yamame's bare chest was pressing against my back. That's why I was so hot. I swallowed heavily, which must have caused some sort of microscopic movement in my neck, because Yamame mumbled something appreciatively, and then I began to feel something running down my neck, which I'd soon identified as saliva. Yamame was beginning to drool, and at that point, I decided that I should probably wake her up. I then realised that with all my limbs restricted, I really had no way of doing that. I tried to rotate my head again, but this time it just made Yamame bury her head in deeper. On the plus side, she wasn't biting anymore, but now she was even deeper entangled with me.
I considered my options. My right hand had gone number and seemed to be trapped under me, but my left hand was pressed against something soft and warm. I decided to poke it, and Yamame jolted, but didn't wake up. I tried a second time, and she let out a long groan into my neck. Now thoroughly mystified, I poked the softness a third time. "Mmhm..." She moaned. "Thas' nice..." She didn't sound all the way awake, but it was a start, so I went for a fourth poke. "O-Oh!" She shivered, one that travelled all the way up her spine. "Just what are you...?" She finally released her grip on me enough for me to turn my head enough to see what exactly I was doing, and I froze.
At some point, Yamame's shorts had come unbuttoned. I couldn't explain how it had happened, but my left hand had somehow found its way inside, possibly because they were quite baggy in the first place. I looked down noting with some pleasure the band of what looked to be silk running across her hips. It was her underwear. my hand was pressed against her underwear. I might have made some noise. I think Yamame might have, too. I'm not really sure, because the next thing I remember was Yamame forcing me onto my back and rolling herself on top of me. She pressed a long, deep kiss on me. "Why must you do this to me?" She whined as she broke the kiss. "Here I am, trying my absolute best to restrain myself, and you - you just keep on doing these things that get me all worked up!" She shifted back, across my chest, until she was sitting on my lap. I tried to get her attention, but she was ranting now, bouncing slightly on my lap. It was causing some hypnotic things to happen to her chest. She was completely ignoring me. "You show up, all tasty-looking, make me nice food and give me the nicest massage I've ever had, then you still just - just..." She trailed off. She looked down. Her mouth formed a perfect 'O'.
I wouldn't disrespect Yamame enough to say it was just a physical response. But regardless, I knew Yamame could feel something between her legs now. My self-control was completely evaporating, and I used the last of it to very slowly, very carefully, tell Yamame that she had better move before anything happened. She looked at me, with something in her gaze that I couldn't identify in my present state of mind. "...Make me." She whispered. And that was enough.

>>43751846
Yamame has no real notion of love, having been mostly despised all her life. However, should you use the Argiope spider's mating ritual, which involves simply the male moving in neighbouring the female and gradually getting her used to his presence, she will fall for you in no time. It's a proven technique.

Humans don't always get eaten, they often get kidnapped by the youkai.

Which touhous spoon you?

>>40840943

Please don't mind me. I'm just posting this creep shot of Yamame and her boyfriend in the morning.

Post images that turn you into the funny Blade Runner man.

>>23113551
I bet it was her fucking fault, though.
Stupid ass spider girl with an irresistible and insatiable cunny.

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