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You are a Jungian psychologist pulled through a wormhole to Gensokyo, where you are employed by the Scarlet Devil Mansion to treat the mental illness of Flandre Scarlet via counseling and dream analysis. Routes include the stabilization of and forbidden romance with Flandre, reconciliation between and subsequent threesome with Sakuya and China, opening a practice with Patchouli, or a harem end centered on Remilia, which demands you satisfy the requirements of all other routes. Bad ends include being un-dimensioned by the mystic fists of eye perception, flayed by knives, drowning in the lake, etc.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Can your body can take it?

Why don't you kids like the sister of the devil?

If Flandre asked you to spend the night in her room so that you could tell her stories from the outside world, would you oblige?

>>911901

Exactly. Where's my loli vampire sisters, Patchy, Suwako and Youmoe~?

What if he really was a vampire with the mind of a child?

>>821077
pixels, etc.

Smaug ja nai. Watashi wa Neltharion.

>>540678

Only if you don't satisfy her.

>>533434

Because it's totally hot.

>>515506
I wish to be in Flandre, if you know what I mean

cellarslut belongs in cellar

>>459694
Shut in, or SLUT in?

Not only does she have some lame ass unoriginal mystic fists of death perception ability, but she uses a fucking wand of destruction, which pretty much sucks. She is a vampire, but one who somehow has this innate retarded ability that is hax, unlike Remilia and other vampires who work hard and train for their skills.

I'd also like to mention shes the dirty secret of a group of vampires which totally do not belong in the zunaverse. Not only is she and her sister annoying, they aren't often romantically portrayed either.

To top it off, she is not cute.
Completely and utterly not cute.
Out of all the touhou characters that are female, she ranks the most un cute.

If I were to guess as to why such an abomination made it into the series, it would be this.

ZUN was drinking western beer.
Western beer tastes like shit.
Western beer is piss water.
ZUN thinks of piss faces and shit characters.
Flandre was created.

OH GOD FLANDRE IS HOT

FAP FAP FAP

I will die a happy man

A wedding dress?

Dude, 495 years old.

You wake up in the middle of the night to a strange noise. You don`t find yourself in Gensokyo. Instead, you find yourself in your bed in your parents` basement.

[] Cry
[] Cry
[] Cry
[] Sage

Flandre looks blandly at your hand, and in seconds, the fluff is gone. Just, vaporized. Well, shit. "I don't see any. And one of MY hands, silly. Should I removes yours just to be certain?" She grins at you, her fangs showing. Her tongue darts over all of her teeth.
Are you sure she doesn't fucking know where her food comes from?


[ ] Pick the first hand

[ ] Choose the second

[ ] Flee

[ ] Scream

[ ] "Hey, you cheated!"

>>331540
not quite

She can eat me anytime.