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>> No.46661736 [View]
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I will impress a demon by signing her contract with my blood
I might pass out from blood loss but it's better than her thinking I'm not cool

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>>45969727
>I kneel to demon so I can kiss her blueberry stomach
>#10 on "how to defeat demons"
>#1 is signing before she can begin her evil speech
Why are demons too easy to defeat?

>> No.45542318 [View]
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So what's on your demon contract anon?

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>>44221754
>anon keeps laughing at his cool idea
>demon keeps "fufufu"ing at her lovable husband
>many demon daughters roll their eyes at their goofball parents

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>>35178651
yes and her punishment will be signing a contract that YOU made. Whats on it?

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Do you think demon's feel guilty tricking poor illiterate men into signing contracts? I'd tell her I would only sign it if she teaches me how to read

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what are good ways to display dominance on a mg?
>>signing a demon's contract before she can start her seduction spiel
>>thinking lewd thoughts about a mindflayer when she flays you
>>running at a hellhound when she tries to chase you

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>>23198158
>I don't think I could marry one.
Me too, I would probably marry several.

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>>21898690
You're going to have a very happy marriage.

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>tell the Onee-san next door that you learned cursive today
>she asks you to show her
>pulls out a marriage contract

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Do demons like it if you write your own contract and give it to them?

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What kind of rules would you want in a demon contract?

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"Y-you will?"

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