/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34623631
>off on a diplomatic mission
>miss my wife
>grab the portal o matic and stick an arm through
>Pharaoh is holding court when a disembodied arm pops through a portal to her left
>sticks it's thumb inside her mouth to molest the inside of her cheek then disappears back into the portal
>diplomat anon peacefully falls asleep unaware that he forgot to account for timezone differences

All hail the Pharaoh!

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>25273692
>That's my secret Miss Grape.
>I'm always horny

>>24613630
>I do not serve...

>>24107865
You can't run Anon. You know what they say about desert girls.

You wake one, you wake them all.

>>22787071
All sneks are property of the Pharaoh.

All hail the Pharaoh!

>>22453211
Thank you Anon. Nothing sexier than an authoritative girl.

>>22421024
Good answer Anon.

Is a gyaru Pharaoh possible?

>>22303248
Yeah okay.

>>22282144
There's oasis' though.

Tall Pharaohs in high heels!

Are Pharaohs the best monster for powersluts?

All hail the Pharaoh!

Is it true what they say about Pharaohs?

>>21434395
I want to be brought before her golden throne.

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

Fuck that desert girls discussion earlier was so hot. I want be objectified by a bunch of monsters.

The virgin vampire

>Loses all of her powers in the sun.
>Generally won't sex you until you've turned into an incubus.
>Rules over a bunch of dirty, superstitious and ugly peasants.
>Gets bullied by her dhampir daughter.
>Only rules over a duchy.
>Has bad breath from eating garlic.
>The only reason why no one has tried to lynch her is because she's already undead.
>Wears a cape to hide the hunchback.
>Turns the place into shitty haunted house attraction.

The Chad Pharaoh

>Basks in the glory of the sun.
>Almost everyone likes her, except for grapsneks.
>Isn't picky about who opens the coffin.
>Rules over beautiful, smart people.
>Has an entire kingdom.
>Has great breath.
>Runs around in her underwear because she takes care of her skin and wants people to know it.
>Rules over an entire kingdom.
>Turns the place into an oasis in the middle of the desert.

>>14449452
At times like this, I wish I had commissioned art of a Pharaoh doing a noblewoman's laugh.
Straight up 90s anime artstyle of Pharaoh laughing like a noblewoman.
Maybe that would accurately convey the proper feeling.

>>14380783
I remember the name Isis before normalfags went "Oh no, those guys, nooooo~."

>>14146544
Wrapped chocolate thighs?
Fuck yeah.