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Summoning a demon has been covered but what items do I need to summon a houri or cupid?

>>45899339
Pink monsters are the weakest. Even I could beat them with my scrawny nerd strength

>go to the church of Eros
>mostly empty right now but a Houri deacon there
>tell her I want to learn about Eros
>she immediately pulls her skirt up and reveals her soaked panties
>the doors to the church all close and lock on their own
>mfw the fucking floor altar at the wall flips out and reveals a goddamn bed
I'm... I'm not prepared this!

Sending Eros a letter every day until she sends me one of every monster type explicitly dedicated to her

>>43307788
I find the pink flavor angel hiding in the back

>>42498980
You shouldn't post pictures like that until after February. It'll get the eros girls way too hot and bothered for Valentines

>>42343322
Cupid or houri getting frustrated at dense anons on the internet

My jub jub seems to be broken. She's actually able to have discussions instead of screaming about sex all the time

>>41058630
I want a therapy eros girl

>>40715189
Anything pink and eros related, Werewolves, griffon, and the various plant girls

>>39333561
It's probably my favorite combo outside of blue skin and black sclera. I think an eros-tinted valk would be interesting in how she raises a hero.

Who excited for Valentine's day monstergirls?

SOON

All angels are made for titfucking, Eros's are just honest about it.

>>38384964
I don't see why not. Although it may result in a very pouty monster

Worship Eros or there will be consequences

>>37507126
>expecting the impossible
That is your problem. This place is to blow off steam with wholesome shitposting, or to quell the inevitable loneliness and that humans get no matter their circumstances. That's what unachievable fantasy is, a distraction for emotional management. Remember to occupy yourself with something real. You have to be connected to the world's largest database to be here, nigga. Try to find something engaging between shitposts and work. I'm sure you can find something real to look forward to, even if it takes effort. Sorry, but that's the best anyone can reasonably tell you afaik. Cheer up, have a houri.

By Eros (love be upon her) you people are dogs. I will not have it

I'm tired of angels and I'm tired of hellhounds.
Everybody knows the servants of Eros are the patrician choice.

>>35035410

>>34946803
We won't be adventuring for long. You shouldn't be doing strenuous activity when pregnant.

So as far as we know if you commit NTR you can get cursed by Eros. I wonder what she does with the victims. I guess if that person was good enough she may sent down a houri to console him, otherwise she might task a cupid/houri/priest of hers with finding him a good match.

I think a houri trying to help a heartbroken man sounds like a nice idea for a story.

>>33874902
I'd just like to be an undercover matchmaker in Order territory. Especially for the men with nothing to live for living in abject misery.

>>33469329
You don't make any sense.

>>33353105