/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reverend Fred Phelps here.

After long years of service to God combatting sodomy and picketing dead people's funeral, I brought a nice house in Gensokyo and decided to retire there.

Only problem is why didn't the real estate agent tell me this is like that hell on Earth Massachusetts?

-The maid is a dyke
-The Teacher is a dyke
-Even the Gardener is a dyke
-The Miko is a filthy lesbian
-And so is the funeral worker.
-Hell anyone royal is a lesbian.

And now, I am forever more stuck here because a certain fucking dyke refused to open the border back to America. Which is less of a sodomite shithole then here. What did I do wrong? She was a fucking dyke.

My lord, my lord!! Why have you forsaken me to this hellhole.