/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>Be in plane crash
>You constantly post on /mgt/ about how Dolphin Mermaids are shit
>You're saved by Dolphin mermaids, one of whom holds onto you and lets you ride her while they swim to land
>Why are they doing this
>They have to have some kind of internet under the sea
>THEY KNOW
>THEY HAVE TO KNOW
>WHY ARE THEY HELPING YOU IF THEY KNOW
>Get back to land, they stay in the shallows while you stumbled onto the sands, dehydrated and in dire need of fresh water
>There's a flurry of giggles behind you
>Something snags you around the waist, it's tight and cold, some kind of seaweed rope
'Oh, I almost forgot!'
>They're passing grins between each other
'Somebody thinks dolphin-pussy is, and I quote, 'so terrible that I would rather smash a three hundred pound land whale Alp's cooncheese pussy over that shit'!'
>They pull on it, dragging you back towards the water
'But then, that's only something a dirty vir-gin would say~'
'Everybody knows that we can crush your pathetic little dicks into pulp with our pussies, but we don't~'
'Instead, we're going to take you back to our little cave, it's nice and cozy and oh so warm~'
'It's been soo-ooo long since we've had a human man, too. I hope you're able to perform <3~'
>They take you back to the rape cave, you're never heard from ever again
>But the Dolphin Mermaid population seems to explode over the years, forming bands of man-pillaging aquatic rapists