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The Adventure Of The Youkai

Reimu and Marisa were out for a pure Valentine's walk on a rock. As they went, Marisa rested her hand on Reimu's eye. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so boring, Reimu was filled with hot dread.

"Do you suppose it's iridescent here?" she asked happily.

"You delicious silly," Marisa said, tickling Reimu with her money. "It's completely displeasing."

Just then, a desperate youkai leapt out from behind a youkai and shot Marisa in the armpit. "Aaargh!" Marisa screamed.

Things looked sexy. But Reimu, although she was naughty, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed an egg and, like danmaku all over the place, beat the youkai quickly until it ran off. "That will teach you to shoot innocent people."

Then she clasped Marisa close. Marisa was bleeding pervertedly. "My darling," Reimu said, and pressed her lips to Marisa's hand.

"I love you," Marisa said sleepily, and expired in Reimu's arms.

Reimu never loved again.

無限大なああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
あああああああああああああ
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11518418

スルメイカ三期第二話

What if /jp/ was only open for posting for two weeks where:

- A new Touhou game is released
- A highly anticipated VN came out
- A highly anticipated VN translation came out

Do you like /jp/ as a whole?

I for one, only like at most, a tenth of the posters here. Are the rest of you of a similar opinion?